5 more east coast hours til we get raptured up.

[graywarrior]

Wear clean underpants....not that you'll need them.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Yup. You want to wear those clean undies for the sake of the rest of us

who definitely will NOT be raptured. Since you'll be snatched right out of your drawers, they should be nice and clean - because we don't want to have to pick up the dirty underwear of all you rapturees. Eww.

But be sure to leave your car keys in your pockets so we can find 'em easily.

[graywarrior]

2. Just leave car keys in the ignition.

[jhrobbins]

3. Good post gray. Do you know which famous(read rich) .....

evangelical has the best car - I wanna go to his house when he and his family are taken up.

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

4. Welcome to DU

I don't keep tabs on rich evangelicals.

[Elidor]

5. We need a law

If they call the rapture and nothing happens, the fundies still have to go away somewhere. Forever.