I have decided to kill myself so that the lounge may live

[billyskank]

:silly:

[Richardo]

1. Best subject line today.

Ill-conceived at best, but hilarious. :rofl:

[billyskank]

*takes a bow*

:D

[ohiosmith]

2. Can I have your watch?

[billyskank]

3. Yeah I suppose so

:rofl:

[tjwmason]

4. YAYS - no more billyskank

But on the downside, I'm guessing that the wake at your funeral won't be very alcoholic...so you might as well stay alive. :P

[billyskank]

Indeed it would be as boring as a Mormon convention

:hi:

[tjwmason]

8. Bloody hell surely not that bad?

Though based on past experiences, a Mormon convention would have plenty of eye-candy for me... :spank: Bad TJ, Bad TJ.

[ZombieNixon]

10. Well, in that case, just move here and...you know...walk around.

Plenty of Mormons.

The Mormon temple's practically next door to the liquor store, too. :crazy:

[ThomCat]

13. You and I can scope out the cute mormon guys together.

It'll give us something to do to help us over our grief. :P

[LeftyMom]

5. Your final act of generosity should be to mail me some samosas.

I'll speak nicely about you at your funeral* if you do.

*Well, if you want that you'll have to send my broke ass a plane ticket, too. :P

[billyskank]

9. The samosas will be in the post

I'll put the plane ticket on my credit card. Ha ha - the joke's on them.

[Deja Q]

6. Couldn't I convert you instead?

You'll get a nice shiny new chrome-plated toaster to throw into the bathtub afterwards! :spray:

[951-Riverside]

7. I'm calling the FBI

:crazy:

[querelle]

11. Like gg allin?

Like a public spectacle? Where do I buy tickets to your demise?

Q

[billyskank]

12. This will be a private affair

God damn sicko. :P

[ThomCat]

14. Can I throw myself on your coffin?

I haven't had a chance to be dramatic in simply Ages!

Or are you getting cremated? Throwing myself on the fire just wouldn't work out for me. :P

[billyskank]

15. That will be fine

I think a burial is the way to go. Cremation just doesn't have the right mood. :)

[ThomCat]

16. Oh good. I promise people will remember your memorial service.

:)

[terrya]

17. That's so selfless of you.

:-)

[billyskank]

18. You're welcome

:)

Okay, I'm off :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. Why would you want to do a thing like that?

:P The Lounge has a life all its own. You just make it better. :*

[swimboy]

20. This is selfish, but could you wait until after we meet in October?

It just wouldn't be the same if you're not alive, you know.

[billyskank]

25. Right. Being dead would seriously cramp my style!

:silly:

[buddhamama]

21. poor timing...

I think NewWaveChick is gonna bake us some cookies. :)

[billyskank]

26. Cookies?

:woohoo:

[madinmaryland]

22. It sounds like it's time for a Goodnight Billyskank thread!

:hide:

[billyskank]

27. Are you trying to put me to bed?

:P

[Critters2]

23. My hero

:cry:

[billyskank]

28. You're welcome

Ah...but I didn't kill myself in the end.

[swimboy]

32. Which end were you planning to use?

:crazy:

[billyskank]

33. Ba-dum SPLASH!

:D

[wildhorses]

24. good one billyskank!!

you devil YOU:evilgrin:didn't know you had it in ya!:hug::hi:

[billyskank]

29. Apparently I didn't

:P



:loveya:

[wildhorses]

30. live on to torment the Lounge in other ways....

:loveya:

[billyskank]

31. You in particular

:*

[deadparrot]

34. "'Tis a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done..."

:P

[riona]

35. Does this mean

we'll never see your armpits again?:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

36. billy billy billy!

:loveya:

[billyskank]

37. HOLY SHIT!

:bounce:

:loveya: :hug: :woohoo: :D