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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:52 PM
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I am Jewish but I wanna be raptured also.
pretty please can I can I can I aw cmon guys? Dont leave me out

CB
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:54 PM
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1. Tough turtles
You knew this was coming. You've had plenty of warning.

The good news is, as I understand it, after the rapture you can eat all the bacon cheeseburgers you want. You're completely screwed, and nothing you do matters. You can eat braunschweiger and prawns--like John Karr!
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:55 PM
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2. larf
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:55 PM
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3. I didn't know you were Jewish
but then I don't want to look either :scared:
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:56 PM
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5. German one at that
You see there was this problem back in the 30's. The famil ran like hell

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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:56 PM
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4. No rapturing goodness for teh joooos!
:D
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:15 PM
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6. If you get raptured, can I hang on to your ankles so you can pull me
up with you? ... I don't think I have a chance, otherwise, since I'm an atheist prone to saying things like "Jesus Fucking Christ!" when I hit my thumb with a hammer or something. :cry:
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:26 PM
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7. sure we will take over
and kick Jeebus out


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