Girly-girls: Favorite makeup with naughty names?

[NewWaveChick1981]

:evilgrin: Mine are (in no particular order):

* NARS powder blush in Orgasm
* NARS powder blush in Deep Throat
* NARS powder blush in Passion
* NARS lip gloss in Triple X
* Paula Dorf lipstick in Pleasure
* Paula Dorf lipstick in Rhythm
* Urban Decay eye shadow in Chains

I have plenty of other makeup I like, but these are my favorites with naughty names. :evilgrin:

Yours?

[azmouse]

1. Estee Lauder lipstick in Hot Kiss

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. That's a really pretty color!

:hi:

[azmouse]

3. My fav!

It goes with everything.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. It's not makeup, but it has a naughty name, so it's getting posted anyway.

Sum Poosie Energy Drink (2005 collector's edition)

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Cool!

:hi: We'll just change this thread to "Products with Naughty Names.: :evilgrin: And I love that word play on your drink! :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. My friend got it at a bar show in NYC, so he gave it to me.

I've never seen it for sale anywhere. Actually, I used to keep it on my desk at work. Everyone thought it wa pretty funny. The only "offensive" thing on my desk was somehow a small stuffed sheep. The owner hated it and used to try to throw it out when I wasn't in the office. Naturally, my coworkers always rescued the sheep for me. That was just one of the many oddities of the owner.

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. A stuffed sheep?

:rofl: Maybe a sheep jilted him or something... :yoiks: Sounds like that guy had major issues... :P

Too bad you can't find that drink for sale. I'd buy some! :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. The guy had many issues...

It was previously a great place to work. It was like a dysfunctional, incestuous family that loved each other very much. Then, the store was sold to this asshat (who was even quoted in a trade mag that 9-11 was good for employers, because people were so desperate for jobs, they stopped asking for benefits). Anyway, I had been there for about three years or so. The day the store switched ownership, he sat everyone down and gave us this motivational speech.

"The Lilith Fair is over. This place was a female social setting and I'm turning it into a man's store."

He had massive issues with women, so naturally he took over a buisiness that had about 20 women & 3 guys working there. Plus since our customer base was all women and gay men, it doesn't make sense to "butch" it up. It's a bad sign when within 6 months, all the long-term employees and management quits, except for 1 manager close to retirement, even though we all got significant raises when he bought the place. Customers hated the guy, too. Best customer comment ever on him was, "You know, I really liked this place better when it was totally run by lesbians."

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. OMG!

:rofl: That says it all... Too bad, too.

[miss_american_pie]

7. Fun thread

:D

Bare Escentuals glimmers in Ecstasy, Lust, Nude Beach, and Sex Kitten
China Glaze nail polish in Naked, Long Kiss, and Visible Shivers.

(I was shopping yesterday. :hi: )

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Ooooh, great stuff!

Glad you had a good shopping trip! :D And I see you've been a good Naughty Girl and bought items with appropriate names. :evilgrin: :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

12. I am always a good Naughty Girl

:evilgrin:

[MiniMandaRuth]

8. ... I have a lipgloss that I love....

Called 'Slutty Delight'



:blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. They're teaching you early these days, huh?

:rofl: There used to be a lipstick called "Snog" (I think) by Urban Decay. That only seems to be a British naughty term, though. :P

[LynneSin]

13. Chanel's Metallic Vamp lipstick

I don't wear it as much but it's the deepest richest purple you'll ever find. When I heard it was being discontinued I bought like 4 tubes of it so I would never run out

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. I love that lipstick!

I love the Vamp and Metallic Vamp. I can't wear it because it looks like death on me, but I have a friend who wore both for a long time. :D

[LynneSin]

15. I use to wear it all the time but not much lately

but I won't through it away - it's a color with wonderful memories

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. I have four lipsticks like that---long discontinued, but I won't

throw them away for anything. The colors are soooo good! :)

[Guava Jelly]

18. Isn't there one called Scrotum?

:rofl:
As you can tell i am in a better mood today :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. I think that's in the guy's section...

Better check with the metrosexuals...:rofl: :hi: Glad you're feeling better!