Madonna’s magical nuclear waste cure: Magical Kabbalah Fluid

[LynneSin]

And no, I'm not kidding you. She almost is making Tom Cruise sane (opens a Scientology Center near WTC to use scientology to clear the lungs of workers affected by the 9/11)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2320718.html

Madonna’s magical nuclear waste cure
Abul Taher

‘Kabbalah fluid can clean it up’


MADONNA and her husband Guy Ritchie have been lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid.
The couple, both followers of the Jewish spiritual movement, approached Downing Street, Whitehall and British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL) promoting a “mystical” liquid tested in a Ukrainian lake.

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The Kabbalah Centre, which is based in California, believes water is a uniquely important substance that can be given magic healing powers through “meditations and the consciousness of sharing”.

Madonna is said to have approached Downing Street, before being directed to the DTI. “She relentlessly pursued people,” said a former DTI civil servant. “She wanted to get this Russian scientist to explain this to civil servants.”

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. They should listen to her!

She MUST know what she's talking about...She's a CELEBRITY! :eyes:

[jpak]

2. But could it remove the image of the Virgin Mary from a George Forman

Grill drip pan???

Now that would be a real test of its magical powers...

[leeroysphitz]

3. Maybe it's satire on her part.

Perhaps she's actually just making fun of creationists a la FSM?

OR maybe she's nuts. Who knows.