Is it Time? IS IT TIME??

[matcom]

[LaraMN]

1. If I'm ovulating, will my egg be raptured?

Because I need to go to the grocery store, and I don't want THAT happening, in public.

[matcom]

2. no. it just means....

you'll go up 'taco-first'

[LaraMN]

3. Oh, okay. In that case, I gotta go change my underwear.

I'm puttin' on the "cute ones"!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. Have you seen the Rapture Ready board?

http://www.rr-bb.com/

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[RebelOne]

8. I always go there when I need a good laugh.

"I'm ready to go home," "Hurry, Jesus," and stuff like that cracks me up.
:rofl:

[querelle]

5. See Ya Suckers!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. I call dibs on Bill Bennett's house.

And maybe his daughters. Depending.

[Dukkha]

7. Iron Maide comes to mind

seeing the doomsday clock.

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
To Golden Goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Some blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death

The killer's breed or the Demon's seed,
The glamour, the fortune, the pain,
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
But don't you pray for my soul anymore.

2 minutes to midnight,
The hands that treaten doom.
2 minutes to midnight,
To kill the unborn in the womb.

The blind men shout "Let the creatures out
We'll show the unbeliverers."
The napalm screams of human flames
Of a prime time Belsen feast ... yeah!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies.

The killer's breed or the Demon's seed,
The glamour, the fortune, the pain,
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
But don't you pray for my soul anymore.

2 minutes to midnight,
The hands that treaten doom.
2 minutes to midnight,
To kill the unborn in the womb.

The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.

The killer's breed or the Demon's seed,
The glamour, the fortune, the pain,
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
But don't you pray for my soul anymore.

2 minutes to midnight,
The hands that treaten doom.
2 minutes to midnight,
To kill the unborn in the womb.

Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night

Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night