What subversive dreck is hanging over YOUR desk?

[Tyler Durden]

So I'm sitting here at work, wasting time and what little is left of my life.

This is prominently displayed:


Also, several Dilbert strips, prints of the "Terrapin Station" and "King Crimson (21st Century Schizoid Man)" album covers, and a Gary Larson cartoon of a nervous little dog prepping for the day by having an espresso.

Sometimes I'd like the Rapture to happen just so I'd have something weird to watch.

[XemaSab]

1. Screen captures

of things my company's server has blocked. :bounce:

[Tyler Durden]

2. My lap has no firewall blocking from the company...

Of course, they don't know this. BOY do I hate my job.

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. Only one piece of company dreck: A clock that says "Achieve 2005".

Given to me by my company as a Christmas present last Dec. :yoiks: Fortunately, my office is in my basement, so I get to say what goes and what doesn't.... :woohoo:

[Tyler Durden]

4. JESUS NWC!

If I had that over my desk, I would have to bring in my M1 and kill EVERYBODY.

Hard to be this close to the edge and still have to function on a daily basis, I can tell you.

By the way, thanks for your mildly suggestive postings. Very cute, as I'm sure the silk robe shot will be, IF you ever get around to it...nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag.

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. I know...

:rofl:

And they're just mildly suggestive. I can be a whole lot MORE suggestive, but I'm not doing anything that will get me banned. :evilgrin: Patience, my dear.... :* :loveya:

[Tyler Durden]

7. Oh ain't you cute!

I love my wife dearly, but OH YOU KID!

[reyd reid reed]

5. There's a poster...

It's not really one the wall, but between the cubicles...that says

"There's no cheering in the press box"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. I don't have a desk, but at the one job I had a desk at...

I just had random shit up on my bulletin board, a stuffed bleating sheep (which the owner really hated for some inexplicable reason), a bottle of Sum Poosie and my desktop picture was...


The link to the bigger one isn't working but the top says, "From the makers of the iPod, iBook, iMac..." and then under "iQuit," "Quit Different."

[Initech]

9. I have a Bill Hicks CD proudly displayed at my desk

Specifically this one:

[Ohio Joe]

10. I have three very worn

Strips of black cray paper streamers. Someone hung them in my cube almost three years ago, for my 40th birthday and I've just left them there.