Because this is the funniest thing ever...

[dolo amber]

And because it will never become the internet sensation it so richly deserves to be being emailed to only me, I give you the greatest *motivational poster* in history:





















Courtesy of Blue-Jay, folks. Our very own little Blue-Jay. :patriot:

edit: Ok, I assumed as he's such a funny, funny guy it was his work. Apparently it's not. Still, he showed me the light so all praise to Blue-Jay. :D

[XemaSab]

1. That's AWESOME!

[peekaloo]

2. LOL. Made all the more better by the LIMO ad at the bottom of page.

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. You're a Blue-Jay.

:eyes:

[MissMillie]

4. that's the funniest thing I've seen all year

:applause: BRAVO!

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. OMG!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Bunny]

6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm actually choking and guffawing (what a word) with laughter, that's so funny! :rofl:

[myrna minx]

7. OK, my monitor needs cleaning.

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

8. To clarify. Not mine, but I found it and hosted it.

yuk yuk yuk...

[dolo amber]

11. Edited

Sorry bro. Don't wanna get you kicked off the internets. :scared:

[LaraMN]

9. Omg. omg. omg.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:spray:

[Katina]

10. can you say family cult?

they are scary...and those girls need a serious fashion makeover...SCISSORS PLEASE!!!

[riona]

12. n/t

Somebody had to say it. :thumbsup:

[Deja Q]

13. I think that's motivation to buy a condom... but why do they look so well-

behaved? (You didn't think I'd say "well-dressed"? :rofl: )

[bridgit]

14. i dunno, i got my eye on that little guy down front & center, he looks...

like he's just about to bust out with something funny :rofl:

[Katina]

15. the mind control hasn't totally taken effect yet

he just might crack!

[bridgit]

22. sure, they'll carve him up & then 'work him like a rib' poor little dude

x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. And you know that one of those kids is gonna turn out gay.

Just by sheer probability. Of course, the kid will never admit it and he'll fake his marriage, until he gets caught at some glory hole with one of Phelps' grandkids.

[bridgit]

20. i think that other little guy to his left may already be, plus i think...

he tried to sell me an Amway welcome mat once :-)

[Deja Q]

18. Or pass gas

:yoiks:

[bridgit]

21. he's prolly sitting on top of a little hershey squirt right there...

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. *rofl*

:spray:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[arwalden]

19. AAaaah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! -- I Positively LOVE It!!

[matcom]

23. GET THE KOOL-AID!

:rofl:

[ThomCat]

24. That one boy near the middle just HAS to

part his hair on the other side. He just HAS to be different. He's going to hell.

:7

[Arugula Latte]

26. Why does he hate Jesus and America?

:(

He might miss the Rapture today unless he re-combs!

[Misunderestimator]

27. And the littlest girl... with her ponytail on the wrong side..

[Arugula Latte]

29. Wicked and subversive, that one.

I'll pray for her evil soul.

[arwalden]

25. I'm Thinking Catholic... But The Prairie Dresses Say Mormon...

:shrug:

[Hell Hath No Fury]

31. Nope, not Catholic...

the "modest" clothing, uncut hair, and large numer of children says to me "prairie muffin".

Something more in the Southern Baptist vein.

Prepare to be freaked out:


http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/articles...

...3) Prairie Muffins are aware that God is in control of their ability to conceive and bear children, and they are content to allow Him to bless them as He chooses in this area.

...17) Prairie Muffins place their husbands' needs and desires above other obligations, arranging their schedules and responsibilities so that they do not neglect the one who provides for and protects them and their children.

...18) Prairie Muffins are fiercely submissive to God and to their husbands.

...22) Prairie Muffins try to maintain a peaceful environment for their families by keeping their voices quiet and their tones gentle as much as possible.

...29) Prairie Muffins are open to correction from proper authorities. They are responsible to submit to their own husbands, to their elders, and ultimately to God. If rebuked by these authorites a PM should receive such correction gracefully and gratefully. If rebuked by others, she should take the concern to her proper authorities.

...36) Prairie Muffins are happy to be girls—they rejoice in the distinctives which God sovereignly bestowed on them which make them feminine. They are also happy that their husbands are masculine, and they do not diminish that masculinity by harping on habits which emanate from the fact that boys will be boys, even when they grow up. In addition, Prairie Muffins are careful not to use their feminine, hormotional weaknesses to excuse sinful attitudes and actions, but learn to depend more and more on God's grace and strength in the midst of any monthly trials.

[Flaxbee]

33. hell's bells. "Prairie Muffin"?!??!!

I'm speechless.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

35. Of course you're speechless.

That's just your hormotional weakness showing.

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

34. OK, first of all...

:wtf::spray::rofl::eyes::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I live in the rural south (duh, reckon y'all know dat by now) and I have never heard of Prarie Muffins!!!
christian science
mennonites /
amish /
7th day adventist /
assembies of god /
baptists /
mehodists /
catholic /
mormons /
episcapalians /
lutherans /
presbetyrian /
ame zion /
church of all people /
charismatic /
disciples of christ /
nazzrene /
jehovah's witnesses /
moravian /
pentecostal /
prophecy /
but, the "prarie muffins" ????? :wtf: and sadly, when I click on your link all I get it:

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but, have y'all noticed how red-faced the "dad" is?? maybe there is some shame afterall:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. "Could you pick that up for me, Deirdre?"

:rofl: Reminds me of "Monty Python's Meaning of Life" if it were in rural Utah. :yoiks:

[Debi]

30. Oh My God!

:rofl:

:spray:

That is funnier than ever!!!

:spray:

:rofl:


Oh, and :poopcorn: (and yes, I meant that!)

[warrens]

32. Where di d parents find time to pose for the picture?