Author: Bin Laden Obsessed With Whitney Houston (Wants To Kill Bobby Brown

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NEW YORK -- Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims to have been Osama bin Laden's sex slave, has written in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," that the al-Qaida leader was obsessed with Whitney Houston.

The New York Post quoted Boof as saying bin Laden told her Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

Boof said he even talked about spending a lot of money to go to the U.S. and meet her.

She said he wanted to give Houston a mansion and he'd be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.

As for Houston's husband Bobby Brown, Boof said bin Laden talked about having him killed.

She said bin Laden believed Houston was "truly Islamic" but had been "brainwashed by American culture and by her husband."

http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/9715394/detail.html

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1. Letterman talked about this last night...and then this was the top 10

Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is In Love With You

10. He carved your initials in an infidel

9. Always gets the camel washed and waxed before he picks you up

8. Never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday

7. You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear

6. Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws

5. Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists

4. Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad me at 'Hello'" :D

3. He lets you call him "Ossie"

2. New intelligence reports put his whereabouts at Zales

1. He says every time he thinks of you, there's an uprising in his pants

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2. ...

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6. ...

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7. damn

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[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Countdown had this story last night too...

:rofl: Why doesn't Bin Laden have Bobby Brown assassinated already? It'd do us a real favor. :eyes: And PLEASE, Osama, take Whitney with you to Afghanistan!!!! Or even better----Whitney, PLEASE give yourself up to Osama!!! It's the least you can do to win the war on terra. :P

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[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Sorry---dupe.