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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 10:47 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen...VelmaD ROCKS!!!!
I got my Christmas box o' goodies (baked goods, ya pervs!!!). I thought there was just a layer of cookies in there. But no! Underneath the cookies was a layer of various fudges!

OMG!!!! I am gaining 10 lbs just THINKING about eating that stuff! I could share, I suppose...nah...MINE!!! :P

I haven't indulged yet (somehow), but I've nibbled on a few crumbs. It looks great, and will taste even better, I'm sure!

Thanks!!!!! :hug::yourock:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 10:49 PM
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1. Are there any "Brownies" in there?
Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say n'more.
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 10:50 PM
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2. I'm feelin' a bit peckish nyself...
Brownies.....

Ho, ho ho.....
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 10:50 PM
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3. Er...I dunno...
I'll let you know tomorrow after I eat them, and the bag of doritos. ;-)
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 10:51 PM
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4. can she make me some too
I've been a good boy this Christmas!

:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 10:52 PM
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5. I dunno...she did her baking this weekend...
Did you put in your order for the Velma sampler pack? I know she mailed care packages off. Maybe you're getting one. :D
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:48 PM
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18. Sorry
Not that I wouldn't be willing to send you a box of goodies but I'm all out at this point. Gotta get that order in earlier next year. :-)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 10:54 PM
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6. You are one lucky puppy, -
and you definitely have a point about her rockitude.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 10:55 PM
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7. I'm going to need to take up permanent residence in the gym.
It'll be worth it though. :9
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:28 PM
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8. Hate to bust your bubble but...
...my box is in the mail.

Neener, neener, neener, neener!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:29 PM
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9. Yeah, but...my box is in my kitchen!
I can have a cookie NOW if I want. Hell, I bet the mailman eats half of yours. ;-)
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:33 PM
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12. You may have a point...
...however 10 more pounds would look good on me as I weigh only 128, adn I have cookies I baked myself to hold me over till they are here. :-P

SO THERE!

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:35 PM
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14. Argh! Curses!
You weigh 128? Sheesh...I don't think I've weighed that little since I was 12. If then!

You baked your own cookies? If I baked my own, I'd end up eating them, and be 300 lbs again. Ugh...not making that mistake again.
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:40 PM
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15. Trust me...it is a curse.
It may look great when you are not me, but the severe energy deficit I operate under most of the time is a real drag. Plus I do look like I'm 12, and at 35 it makes it hard to pick up chics, ya know?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:42 PM
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16. Gotcha...
...I'd just settle for a metabolism that wasn't set on "turtle" by mother nature. :eyes:
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:44 PM
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17. Damn Hoss!
You picked up on that faster than most.

Everyone in the lab I work in keep wanting to stick needles in me and run tests on my sorry ass. They, alternately, want to clone me and figure out how I keep the "trim girlish figure". I've explained i get royalties on any marketables that come out of it.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:49 PM
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19. Heh...might as well get something good outta the deal huh?
I'm one of the fortunate ones that could probably gain weight eating 2000 calories a day. (Eh, ok, so maybe not, but that's what it feels like.)
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:11 AM
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26. Yes it is...
Edited on Fri Dec-19-03 01:08 AM by VelmaD
and you can tease him that I actually had to pay good money to send you yours. I just had to put up with his company for a couple of hours for him to get his. :-)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:31 PM
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10. VARIOUS FUDGES
doesn't that mean LOVE in Texas ?????
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:33 PM
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11. If so, then I'm one of many...
...HAHAHAHAHA...
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:52 PM
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21. well it IS VELMA
I've met her - she's a freaking tart. :7
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:53 PM
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22. *snarf*
*zipping lips*
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:03 AM
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25. Hey!
I resemble that remark. :-)
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:35 PM
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13. If not in TX...
...it does in San Francisco, but we aren't going there.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:52 PM
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20. You are entirely welcome
Don't share. When you've got a box of goodies don't ever ever share. Sharing sucks. :-)

Happy holidays hon. :hug: Sorry about the calories. ;-)
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:53 PM
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23. Oh my god
you're making my mouth salivate in anticipation of what's coming for me. Now I can't effing wait...thanks in advance, Velma! :D
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 11:58 PM
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24. You're welcome Little Bit
Edited on Fri Dec-19-03 12:12 AM by VelmaD
It went in the mail yesterday so it shouldn't be too much longer.
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