Post here if you think i'm an @$$hole..and even if you don't

[Guava Jelly]

what can i say I'm bored
:)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. I don't

You're a sweetie! :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

2. thank you

(your mom put you up to this didn't she ) :rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

5. Ha!

Nope. She'd agree, but it was all me :D

[Guava Jelly]

7. thanks you sure are a sweet young lady

:)
hope you start feeling better

[Fox Mulder]

3. Asshole.

I'm kidding! :hi:

I've been bored all weekend. I hate living in a small town.

Sigh.

[Guava Jelly]

6. sorry dude

And i can be an asshole :)

[reyd reid reed]

4. Oh, hon....you?

Not hardly...

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

9. Thanks triple R

Comming from such a great lady it means a lot :)

[reyd reid reed]

14. LOL!

Great 'lady'...

:rofl:

:hug:

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

17. Well yeah..And you also have nice legs

And I have a hell of a good time chatting w /you.
:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

18. Keep going at this rate

And I'll...

:blush:

Let you call me a 'lady'.

[Guava Jelly]

19. Wooo Hoooooooo!

Calling triple R a lady is by no means a stretch
:)

[wildhorses]

8. I have managed to fritter away the WHOLE day on here...

how's that for lazy...I mean uh BORED yeah thats it...BORED:P:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

10. the lounge is like crack!

and we are all lounge crack heads :)
:hi:
hope your guy thing works out..
I have my fingers crossed for you

[wildhorses]

16. ahh gee thanks...he has called twice today.

His daughter starts her senior year at college tomorrow.:wow:

[lizziegrace]

11. No you're not

and you don't know my daughter. One doesn't make Lelapin do *anything* she doesn't want to do. Stubborn little bugger... :P

[Guava Jelly]

12. I wonder if she gets that from her oh so wonderful mom??

I am sure she does :)

[lizziegrace]

13. Flatterer

g'head, g'head. Keep talking... :)

[Guava Jelly]

15. what????.. Me flatter??

:rofl:
:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

20. kick because thats just what @$$hole's do

:)

[Robeson]

21. As long as you think the GoP sUx....

...you're O.K. in my book!...:toast:

[Guava Jelly]

22. Why thank you

You must have a hell of a book :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. You're such a fucking tool...

oh yeah, and you're a dick, too.

:)

[Guava Jelly]

24. Is that why you love me and are considering going straight?

Don't fight it Haruka..You know you love me
:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Yeah, I love you in a totally non-sexual way though.

I'm only straight for Johnny Depp. Sorry, but I only have crushes on female DUers (and it's so obvious who they are).

[Guava Jelly]

35. I know Haruka

I am just funnen with ya.
Here is my song of disapointment!! enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjy3XbxMW1A
pink triangle by weezer

When Im stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet and floral print
My mind begins the arrangements
But when I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth
Im dumb shes a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my minds no good
A pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When Id chill and settle down
When I think Ive found a good old fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyones a little queer
Cant she be a little straight
Chorus, chorus, chorus
Let me know the truth

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Never heard that one before, but I like it.

And here's one for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpI7znS8Fuc

[Guava Jelly]

42. thanks Havent heard that one in a while

And I feel your pain..
I would so be so into girls if i was a girl.And since i am a guy..It's a bonus!

[NMMNG]

25. I'm bored too

[Guava Jelly]

27. I hate boredom

it's so not exciting

[NMMNG]

44. Even worse

I've been overcome with a bout of excruciating cramps. x( I do hope the Percocet kicks in soon.

[Guava Jelly]

46. I'm sorry Buffers

I hope you start feeling better!
:hug:

[NMMNG]

50. Thanks

This would be a great time for a hot bath and a massage but I'm stuck at work so the drugs will have to do.

Not that I mind the drugs of course.

[Guava Jelly]

52. hey this aint no sex thread lady!!

:) :rofl:
But a bath and massage would be nice!
p.s. you are the queen of emoticons

[NMMNG]

53. Believe me, sex is the last thing on my mind right now

I was talking therapeutic massage, not sensual massage.

And thankfully the Percocet is taking effect.


Emoticons? I have about 540 and counting....

Here's one air travelers can understand

[Guava Jelly]

59. I hope you are feeling better.

Nobody should feel like crap on their birthday

[ForrestGump]

26. I don't, but,

if you make it worth my while, I'll gladly say you are. :D

[Guava Jelly]

28. thanks forrest

:)

[ForrestGump]

33. You know you can count on me

At least up to 20.



Okay...21.

[SeattleGirl]

29. Hi ya, cutie!

Still bored????

[Guava Jelly]

30. not now!!

:evilgrin:
:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

31. Glad I could help!

[Guava Jelly]

36. thanks Mistress

:)

[SeattleGirl]

40. Any time, my friend!

[Broken_Hero]

34. sorry, I don't think

you are an A-hole...but when you move to Missouri, you just might be surronded by some...:silly: But I hear the KC area is pretty blue...

[Guava Jelly]

37. It is at least in wyandotte co

Where i am moving in missouri is even blue'r
So that much is cool

[MissHoneychurch]

38. You ain't

and what in hell did you make believe you are???

[Guava Jelly]

41. Thanks Miss H

I dunno guess I just need a little attn sometimes.
And good morning!

[MissHoneychurch]

43. Good way to get attention

and a ego boost. Maybe I should try it to :D

Good early early morning to you too.

[Guava Jelly]

45. Let me help you out

But soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and MissHoneyChurch is the sun!--
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.--
It is my lady; O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!--
She speaks, yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses, I will answer it.--

:loveya:

feel more appreciated yet?

[MissHoneychurch]

47. Very

Thanks :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

49. Anything for my Juliet

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. Off-topic but...

here's shitload of lizard pics.

[MissHoneychurch]

51. YAY

gonna check them out right now. Thanks for the link :D

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

54. Asshat

[Guava Jelly]

60. So what are you getting at?

:rofl:

[SofaKingLiberal]

55. okay n/t

[Immad2]

56. I don't think so and I don't know you , so there.

[Guava Jelly]

57. welli am find of an asshole

but just to republicans :)

[Guava Jelly]

58. God damn i type like shit!!

Sorry everyone..
I look at my threads later in the day and i get quite embarrassed.
:)