How many pushups can you wear?

[ForrestGump]

Does it work better if you also wear those funky little invisible adhesive pushup things?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. One...

I don't care for the layered look.

[ForrestGump]

5. That makes sense

Too much of a good thing. :-)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

6. :P

Excellent copycat, btw :D :thumbsup:

[ForrestGump]

10. Thank you!

:headbang:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I'm only wearing one.

I hate those adhesive things.

[ForrestGump]

7. Probably not the most roamntic thing, either, to

have them torn off by your partner (though I guess it'd be worse for any hairy-chested males who wear pushup strips).

I have enough trouble with undoing the regular kind...actually, I could probably use a mannikin and an assortment of bras for practice purposes, but I'd feel a little odd walking out of the store with all that in hand.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. I have a female mannequin in my bedroom, but it was an art project.

I don't need practice with the hooks anyway.

[ForrestGump]

14. But, still, those darned hooks

What's wrong with Velcro? :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. I don't think velcro would really keep things secure.

Anyway, I could do the hooks blindfolded with one hand, but I've been practicing on myself for years.

[ForrestGump]

18. Keeping things secure wasn't my prime concern

:D

Yeah, I just need practice. Or maybe it'll be just like riding a bike.

Or maybe I'll be really cool and use my dagger to slice the restraints open at the front, freeing her heaving bosom and all that romance-novel stuff (I'd be looking like Fabio, throughout, of course). I just hope it's not one of those really expensive bras...though I do have a sewing machine, and could probably fix it for her. Girlyman power!!

[LeftyMom]

3. Well, are we counting the total bra or each cup?

I can't imagine what good the cup things do. Then again I can run around with no bra if I want, so I don't need 'em.

[ForrestGump]

8. Funny you should post here, 'cos

I was kinda hoping for pictures... :D


:hide:

Hmmm...good question, though. Total bra, I guess...the relevant anatomical parts usually travel in pairs, I suppose.

[LeftyMom]

21. I have bra pics

but I'm not about to post them, so the mods can breathe easy. O8)

[ForrestGump]

23. You needn't, anyway

Because your place is ensured among the Legends of DU, Pectoral Division, for all time as a result of that one single image, an image as important in its own way as that famous photograph of the marines on Iwo Jima raising the flag... :patriot: Actually, it should be a bra on that smiley's flagpole...

[wildhorses]

4. I think the better question would be:

how many can you wear? and post a pic, please:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

9. Exactly. A woman after my own heart...

:D

...especially if the answer to the first question is "zero"

[buddhamama]

11. heehee

i could wear them but i choose not to. i've tried them on- silly.

like the rest of me, that part of my anatomy is, well, small.

[ForrestGump]

15. Good things come in small packages

:hug:

[buddhamama]

22. true

chocolate for example. Yum! :hug:

[ForrestGump]

24. Though chocolate's good in ANY

configuration, right? :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

13. she has nice eyes

bad gopsux!!!! bad gopsux!!! :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

17. I'm gratified to see that you're one of those men who looks a woman in her

eyes and doesn't just stare at her....




...wait a minute...

I just looked at that picture again.

Bad GOPsUx! Bad GOPsUx! :spank:

[Guava Jelly]

19. What??

Maybe i saw through her supple yet gravity defying breast and saw the person beneath.
And maybe her Nipp__ :rofl:
I am Bad aint I ?

[ForrestGump]

25. Yes, you're bad

But, like, some chicks realy dig that, man. :D

[johnnie]

20. 5

[ForrestGump]

26. I won't ask where you put them all

:o