I'm all hopped up on painkillers, ask me anything.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

[bicentennial_baby]

1. For what?!

:hug:

How are yooooou? :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. My ovaries were attempting to claw their way out.

[bicentennial_baby]

3. Oh jeebus, you poor girl...

:hug:

I adore you so, regardless... :loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Thank you.

:hug:

:loveya:

Normally, I just take Advil or Motherwort, but neither of them did anything, so out came the percosets.

[bicentennial_baby]

18. I have the same problem...

Last month....omfg, ow! x(

Never was a problem until I started having sex....with men at least, hehe...Should have told me something, I guess :P

:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Well, I haven't had sex with a guy in about two years and the killer

cramps started just in the last two months.

[voter x]

4. How

hi are you?

:hippie: :9

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Well, the pain is starting to subside, so better.

Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[voter x]

13. much thanks

are they narcotic? I didnt recognize the tabs in your picture.. I've been taking a non-narcotic for abdominal pain, and a much happier now..glad too see you're pain is lifting. :-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Generic percosets.

[Haole Girl]

7. Are you sleepy yet?

Pain killers put me to sleep within a half hour.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Nah, they just make me feel a little wonky.

Very few things make me sleepy, short of some bacardi w/a splash of coke, a sleeping pill and some red wine. I call that my long flight cocktail.

[Haole Girl]

20. Those things don't mix very well..

unless you never want to wake up!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. I always woke up fine.

:shrug:

I don't know. I have a bizarre tolerance for stuff. I think I got it from my dad.

[Haole Girl]

26. You must...it would kill me, for sure!

I guess you're lucky. But, have you ever had to be put under for an operation? You could wake up in the middle of it with a tolerance like that!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Nope, I never had surgery.

In the far off future, I will most likely need shoulder surgery though.

[dorktv]

8. Did you cheat on me?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. No.

[dorktv]

16. Yay! I read that in an advice column once. "I was at the hospital and

the nurse said that the drugs make people say the truth and in the next curtained section a woman asked the man lying down if he had an affair with some woman."

[flvegan]

9. Nah, I better not.

Hope you're feeling better soon.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. I should be soon. At least until next month.

[flvegan]

23. Reason number either 4 or 5 (gotta check the books) that women are

in general, stronger (mentally and physically) than men.

Truth is, and you can throw this back at me any time, I can bench 3 of you, and I'm still not strong enough to be you, as a woman. Honestly and seriously.

Okay, I'm going to go take my quarterly beating from the testosterone crew now. I'll see you later...

[The Sower]

15. Did you wash them down with alcohol?

That's the preferred way, if you want them to really kick in.

:party:

But don't overdo it, if you want to wake up.

O8)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. I had two beers before I took them.

I'm just drinking water now.

[amitten]

17. Can I have one?

To kill the pain?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. No. They're all mine.

[Nicole]

25. Are you feeling light headed?

I take Percoset & they never make me sleepy but they make me dizzy sometimes.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. Slightly.

It's not really dizzy and it's different from my usual light-headed feeling (my blood sugar drops fast if I don't eat). It's more just wonky.

[Spider Jerusalem]

29. I think the word is 'floaty'...

that's how opiates generally make me feel, anyway (the only bad thing is the itchiness, but something like a Benadryl will help that...and it actually potentiates the effects of the opiate, too).

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Yeah, that's a good way to describe it.

[Nicole]

30. I hope you feel better soon.

I hate taking them so I don't unless all else fails. I"m sure you feel the same since wonky ain't fun. Take care. :pals: