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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:37 AM
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I may not be the youngest, but I am definitely the dumbest
Best not to ask me anything. :D
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:42 AM
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1. Untrue.
I've seen no evidence whatsoever that you are "dumb." :hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:49 AM
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6. Aw thank you
:hug:

(I'll let you in on a secret, though. I can be pretty darned dumb sometimes).
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:42 AM
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2. I am so dumb that I was scared of Snakes on a Plane. I win.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:50 AM
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7. Congratulations!
:bounce:
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:04 PM
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26. heehee
I can type though!
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:46 AM
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3. I am far dummer thin En-knee uf yuu giiz
And I am aging backwards :)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:50 AM
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8. Dude
You're going to have to go through puberty again! Backwards! :scared:

:D
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:54 AM
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11. luckily i am about 27 years away from puberty
I'm a late bloomer I wonder when its going to kick in.
:rofl:
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:46 AM
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4. Okay....:)
I'm not sure about the dumbest...the "other" site is loaded with morons, and you are nothing of their ilk good sir...:) :toast:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:51 AM
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9. Well thanks
:)
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:49 AM
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5. Okay, I won't ask you anything.
You can just admire me from afar. :evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:51 AM
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10. Well that's easy
I was doing that already. :D
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:56 AM
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12. No, you aren't--and I can prove it.
Do you vote Republican?


If not, you are definitely not the dumbest.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 04:59 AM
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13. I guess when people vote Republican
what they're really thinking is that it would be neat to be so wealthy that voting Republican actually wouldn't be dumb.

:D
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 07:19 AM
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15. People who vote Republican obviously
Edited on Sat Aug-19-06 07:22 AM by Jamastiene
do not think in the first place. Elsewise, they would NOT vote Republican. :evilgrin:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 07:16 AM
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14. No, you aren't the dumbest.
I am. I am only in community college and may only get a 2 year degree (an Associate Degree.) If a mind is a terrible thing to waste, then my mind is going to be terrible in a few years. I'm already suffering from CRS (can't remember shit). I can't imagine what will happen when I get the 2 year degree and can't find a way to try for a 4 year degree.

I can PROVE once and for all that you are not the dumbest. I will promise not to expose you as "not the dumbest of all" if you will do something for me over the next 4 months. I have calculus class this fall. I got my textbooks earlier this week. My chin is still bruised. When I opened up the calculus book and gave the introduction a quick read, my jaw did this :wow: really hard. Please help me understand this as I go through this semester and I promise not to harm you.:P:

If you'll help me when classes start Monday and help me not only learn how to just do calculus, but understand it, I'll let you win the "dumbest" title even though you are not the dumbest.

Honestly, I am not using any extortion tactics here. Sincerely, I'm not. :evilgrin:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 07:36 AM
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16. OK Jam?
you truly are dumb if you think intelligence has anything to do with a college education. Do the words INCOMPETENT PIECE OF SHIT come to mind when referring to our so-called Ivy League-degreed asshole "president" ?
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 08:26 AM
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24. What do I win?
That is true. He was educated (or at least they claim he was) at a respectable college and got that job. I still think my chances in life are directly connected to how much college I can attend. That degree gives opportunities that I normally will not have.

I see what you mean, btw.

What do I win?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 05:08 PM
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27. I'm sorry
Edited on Sat Aug-19-06 05:15 PM by Skittles
oh you're a sweetie pie.....and for sure not dumb at all.......I guess I just think of my grandparents, all gone now, none of whom went past grade school but who were, in my eys, some of the smartest people I ever knew - yes. :)

Alas, the college-educated in my industry are being laid off because it's cheaper to employ workers overseas and the corporate whores care more about their bottom line than they do about their country :(
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 07:37 AM
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17. If I can at all help you understand calculus
I surely will. :hug:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 08:29 AM
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25. Thank you. In math, I am slow and dumb.
I have always been slow to understand math (well, for the algebra level and up). I feel like such a dumbass when it comes to math. I wish that was not the case.
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 07:39 AM
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18. OK.
But is it OK if I don't believe that? :loveya: :hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 07:40 AM
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19. Well...
...I suppose so. ;)

:hug:
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 07:41 AM
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20. Oh, good!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

You ARE the nicest! :loveya: :hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 07:44 AM
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21. No, with that I must disagree
Clintmax is the nicest. I may be in the top ten, though. ;)

:hug:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 08:20 AM
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22. sorry, billyskank but, I gotta call BS on this...
you are NOT dumb and you ARE very talented...
:hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 08:22 AM
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23. I just keep my dumbness well under wraps!
:D

:hug:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 05:14 PM
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28. Blatantly untrue.
"Dumbest"? PUHLEEZE.

Your posts are infused with intellegence. That's why I like reading them.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 05:17 PM
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29. Oh thank you!
:hug:
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