Um, what's *wrong* with this picture?

[Ghost in the Machine]

The newest ride at NeverLand Ranch?

[RagingInMiami]

1. Oh god

That's just fucked up.

[Ghost in the Machine]

2. It's just wrong on so many levels I don't know where to start! n/t

[RagingInMiami]

3. And to think of the ecstatic look some kids get on their face ...

when they're on those type of rides. How they squeal in delight and shriek with laughter as they rock back and forth. Picking up speed and gathering momentum as they reach a climatic tempo.

It's usually a joy to watch. Innocent child play that brings a smile to your face. All for the price of a measly quarter.

But in this case, .... it would be just fucked up.

[NMMNG]

4. I wonder if Michael special ordered that one,

and if "Donald" has a camera in one of his eyes...
:scared:

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. Ya know, I wondered about a camera too...

but I think I was just afraid to say it out loud. Thanks for saying it for me! :hi:

[Deja Q]

8. Possibly, but why in Donald's eye?

He's got two big buttonholes due south...

:wow:

:puke:

[NMMNG]

19. The eyes appear to be looking directly at the child's crotch

That's why. :shrug:

[Bucky]

6. *Sigh*

Such dirty minds. I'll be the kids like bouncing on Donald's belly. Just like they like bouncing on their parents' bellies. That's fun for a kid. There's really nothing sexual going on her. I'll bet you people also freak out when you see a kid eating a giant penis, I mean corn dog.

[Skittles]

7. in itself it's not hideously corrupt

add "Neverland Ranch" to the equation and it takes on, er, new meaning :o

[China_cat]

9. Who designed that ride?

Maybe the same person who did the vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks?

[Jamastiene]

10. more importantly, what adult

let their child get on that "ride?"

[Dangerously Amused]

11. That's disturbing.

You can't tell me that the guy who designed it didn't know what he was insinuating. And why have Donald looking intently at the kid's crotch? He could be looking at the camera and waving... or something.


Yeah, sick if you ask me.

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. Look...it was Made in China...so, whadya expect anyway?

Get over it! :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

14. Well, cause if it was Pluto....

They would be a riddin' him the other way.....

[Dangerously Amused]

15. WCGreen, you are a sick man.

Carry on.


:patriot:

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Heya Nelly!

:hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. DA! Babycakes!

:bounce: :hi: :loveya: :pals: :woohoo:

Happy Saturday to you, DA!! :toast:

[Dangerously Amused]

18. And to you, darlin', and to you!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :hug: :hug: :hug: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[kedrys]

12. That is truly disgusting

The point being that kids might have a great time, but so would a child pornography afficionado equipped with a well-placed hidden camera.

:puke:

[Generic Brad]

20. Lord, love a duck! n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. I know I shouldn't laugh, but...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And for good measure: :scared:

[Arugula Latte]

22. ...

:wow: