WTF is Grimace (from McDonald's) anyway?

[flvegan]

Seriously, what the hell is this...guy or whatever?



And don't quote me any of that wiki crap, either. I boosted the picture, so what?

To be honest, he looks like a young Jabba the got-damned Hut, blue and ripe. Were it up to me, I'd hijack the whole Grimace facade, and turn it into something a little more modern. You know...young couple, hot and heavy in the back seat. She's not ready. That's cool for us, but not for...her lover. "Damn, girl. You makin' my balls like Grimace!" (a/k/a "giving the Grimace" or in the event of happening upon a more allowing mate, "yo, baby, howsabout you relieve my Grimace? Yo, whassup?")

I've got a $10 donation to DU in the name of anyone that can tell me what on Mother Earth's sweet graces this friggin' Grimace is.

[Robeson]

1. He looks like something that exits the body the day after one....

...eats at McCrap...:hurts:

[flvegan]

2. Right, but I don't recall a "Poop a Grimace" Happy Meal.

I actually laughed out loud at that.

[idgiehkt]

3. I'm actually thinking about it.

I am. It all seemed so clear cut and simple, and now my mind is in a state of confusion. There goes my childhood contentment. I loved him, and I didn't know what he was. Damn. Just let me be...

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Um... a gigantic prune?

Of the type you will need after eating at McDonalds, to clean all that nasty fat-saturated and chemical-laden pseudo-food out of your system.

[flvegan]

8. Do you think that there's a McDonald's/prune industry

conspiracy here? If so, then off to GD I go to flush it out.

I said "flush" here, talking about...oh, nevermind.

[qnr]

5. I just pretend he escaped from the blueberry milkshake machine n/t

[LeftyMom]

6. I know what he looks like.

Hey, I'm not the dirty minded one. The McDonalds people are the ones who are selling deathburgers with a fuzzy purple buttplug as a mascot. Freaks.

[flvegan]

7. Grimace is not a buttplug.

(save that one for a subject line non-sequitor later).

Seriously, I doubt McDonalds, the masterminds behind feeding crap to kids, is going to fashion one of it's marketing muppets out of a buttplug. I mean really.

Though, the whole buttplug thing might explain the name "Grimace." Gosh, I kill me. I'll be here all week. Thank you!

[LeftyMom]

9. He's kinda pear shaped.

Sorta like thier customers. :P

That does suggest an explanation other than the buttplug hypothesis, unless he's the goatse guy's buttplug or something.

Damn it, between the South Park thread and this I now have the scene where Mr Slave beats Paris Hilton in the slut contest stuck in my head. :scared:

[flvegan]

11. Again, GRIMACE IS NOT A BUTTPLUG!!!!

Good gravy, woman. Get your...uh, something out of your...er, something. Oh, forget it.

[LeftyMom]

12. Got a better explanation?

I say we run with it, what better way to get fatassed Southern fundies to steer thier SUVs someplace else after they pick the kids up from youth group?

[idgiehkt]

13. wow

talk about two topics you'd never expect in the same paragraph...

[flvegan]

15. Considering all too many of those folks already have their heads

firmly crammed, well, "up there" leaving little room for any Grimace, do you REALLy think they'd listen to this?

[LeftyMom]

16. but grimace=buttplug=teh ghey=OMG they're coming for our children!!!!

I'm telling you, best marketing strategy ever. :P

[flvegan]

18. Yes, Army of God snipers picking off folks dressing as Grimace is a

fantastic strategy.

[LeftyMom]

21. Right wing religious nutjobs vs right wing corporate nutjobs?

Bring. It. On. :popcorn:

PS Finished my paper. :D

[PretzelzRule]

22. LMFAO!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[deadparrot]

10. Here you go:

One man's quest to find the truth...

http://www.n-chicken.net/tomfoolery/grimace/grimace.shtml

[flvegan]

14. This claptrap explains nothing!

It's speculative at best.

[libnnc]

17. I used to think he was a giant grape.

:shrug:

[NMMNG]

19. Barney's father

And for that he must be eliminated.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

20. It's what's Clogging your Arteries

At age 50 after eating Mickey D's since Childhood

Hi Kid's you be seeing me again real soon in a couple of years!

[amitten]

23. Grimace is my friend. n/t