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cool user name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 03:46 PM
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This is HILARIOUS
I "Gizoogled" communism:

Site is intended ta makes communist, anti-capizzles n historizzle texts available on-line n ta link ta texts on brotha sites.

Jive out your websearches by using Gizoogle.

Fo sho

Word.

Peace out.

http://www.gizoogle.com/

Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 03:47 PM
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1. shouldn't it be "fo shizzle"?
Edited on Fri Aug-18-06 03:50 PM by MrCoffee
President Of Tha United States - George W. B-to-tha-izzush
The Oval Office contains speeches n statements of President Biznush, a description of policy priorities, biographies, n photo essays.

That's what I got for "White House"
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 03:50 PM
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2. I just gizollgled DU
Much too early in the day to do that.
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 03:51 PM
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3. I gizoogled DU, too
Muthafuckin funny!
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:07 PM
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13. from Skinna
Here's an Idea fo` Ned Lamont: Attack Alan Bitch

:rofl:
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 03:53 PM
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4. Gotta love Gizooglizzle
It's the S-H-to-tha-izzit.



Liberal bumper stickers
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cool user name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:23 PM
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18. The Latest Threads Section:
The ten mizzay recent threads posted on tha Democrizzles Underground Discussion Forums . Real niggas recognize the realness..

98 donations from Bizzle being bopped
By Jeanette in FL
This is HILARIOUS
By coo` user name
FDA sez viruses safe fo` pimpin' mizzle
By G-U-Double-Lizzy
U.S. Deplores Cuba Transition Plans
By Say_What
AZ vizzle no on 207
By lonestizzle
How Mizzay Motherfucka is You Notic'n fizzle tha Poor?
By stepnw1f
Intelligence officials doubt Iran uranium claims, say Cheney receiv'n sus
By MiaCulpa
Mobbin' condoms stylish fo` everyone
By itsjustme
Judge Gets 4 Years fo` Expos'n Himself
By Herman Rappa
Bizzay pardons moonshin'n 'Deliverizzles actor
By im10ashus
More Latest Threads
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 03:54 PM
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5. Sir Richard Steele (1672-1729) Irish Rappa.
(1672-1729) Irish writa
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Chiyo-chichi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 03:54 PM
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6. I narcissi-Gizoogled myself.
Edited on Fri Aug-18-06 04:00 PM by soonerhoosier
From my church bulletin:

Session pusha W-to-tha-izzish ta thank tha follow'n thugz:
**** **** fo` his willingness ta direct tha children's Christmas pageant with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. ... Grizzeg Bizzle fo` frontin' as Logos Dinna Dean this semesta n shit. ...

Why, yes, I did front as Logos dinner dean and I directed the children's Christmas pageant with the gangster shit that keeps you hanging. Thanks for noticing.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 03:57 PM
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7. DNC.org
Bush's Disappear'n Credibility On Iraq

The Bush Administrizzle has no credibility left when it comes ta tha war in Iraq, yet they continue ta engage in partisan attacks, chillin' tha American thugz `bout tha rizzle state of affairs in Iraq. The disclosure of a Defense Intelligence Agency report outlin'n grow'n chaos n violence in Iraq undermines tha President's deceptive claims that "there is not a civil war going on" n tizzle there has bizzy "improvizzles on tha ground in Iraq . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Read more...

:rofl:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 03:59 PM
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8. bwahahahahaha . . . look at my web page in Gizzogle
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.katzenengel.org

Quite a bit doesn't make sense . . . I like the last bits myself (i.e., "webmaster" = "crazy ass . . .")
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:00 PM
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9. Description of a sakabatou
"On tha normal katana, tha outward curved side of tha blade is sharpened, while tha inward curved side of tha blade is blunt . They call me tha black folks president. In contrast, tha sakabatō is mizzy so T-H-to-tha-izzat tha mobbin' edge is on tha side tizzle curves inward motha fucka."
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cool user name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:07 PM
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12. LMAO!
Either I'm easily amused or I have just found something to play with for hours on end.

:laughter:
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:04 PM
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10. I gizoogled gizoogle
I think my head just exploded. :D
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:04 PM
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11. WesPac.com
The ClarkCast is a weekly podcast fizzle SecuringAmericizzles n Wes Clark,
mobbin' n seek'n solutions ta tha challenges of democracy in our modern world.

Click ta subscribe ta ClarkCasts or click hizzle fo` hizzelp n more 411. If you hizzle iTunes 4.9 or cracka installed, you can subscribe ta tha ClarkCast via tha iTunes Music Store so i can get mah pimp on.

"In discuss'n a broad range of potential vot'n inaccizzles these interviews tell us mizzle `bout our current system n how it M-to-tha-izzight be subverted yeah yeah baby."
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cool user name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:09 PM
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14. Israel:
Israel
Presents tha mission n activities of tha Israeli Government's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, as wizzle as tha israel n palestine conflict . I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.
www.mfa.gov.il/ - 71k
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:11 PM
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15. Hmm.
By 1200, afta tha splizzit wit tha ordre de Sion, tha Templars had found a new European based home in tha same area tizzy had nurtured tha Merovizzles bloodline, Godfroi's bid ta become King of Jerusizzles n gangsta re-estizzle tha Hizouse of David as killa of tha Hold Land. The place was knizzown as tha Languedoc, n was tha base fo` tha Cathars of Southern France. There, tha Templars sought refuge.*

Cathar-land, cracka did not tizzle out ta be tha best place in tha world fo` tha Templars ta rizzest upon they laurels n what had become they unbridled wealth to increase tha peace. It was not even a funky ass place ta contemplate tha myriad connections between tha Cathars, Templars, Merovizzles Benjamizzle n tha Magdalen. Instead, at tha beginn'n of tha thirteenth century, tha rest of Europe was not in a mood ta be respectful. It W-to-tha-izzas, on tha otha hand, time fo` a "old-time crusade", fizzle of rape, plunda, n ballin' infidels ta tha sword crazy up in here.

Unlike those crusades whereupon Christians had descended upon infidels, howeva, tha Albigensian Crusade of 1209 consisted of some thirty thousand knights n foot bitch fizzy northern Europe hatin' like a whirlwind on tha Languedoc -- tha mountainous northeastern foothills of tha Pyrenees in what is now southern France fo' sho'. And incidentally, wherein lies tha ghetto of Rennes-le-Chateau (which keeps cropp'n up in this history).

The extermizzle of populizzle hoodz n crops occasioned by tha Albigensian Crusade was extensive enough so as ta constitute what might be called tha first "genocide" in modern European history in tha dogg pound. In one T-to-tha-izzown, fo` example, fifteen thousand men, bitchez, n children were slaughtered wholesale -- many of thiznem in tha sanctuary of tha church in tha dogg pound. When an gangsta inquired of tha Pope's representative how he might distinguish heretics from tizzle nigga tha reply wizzas, "Kill thiznem all fo' sheezy. God wizzay recognize his own."

The crusade, or war, lasted fo` nearly forty years. Hav'n been called by tha Pope himself, its particizzles wizzy a cross on they tunics, like brotha in Palestizzles n they rewards were imminently spiritual, i.e. remission of all sins, an expiation of penances, an assured place in Heaven, n all tha booty one could gangsta. At least, tizzle had they priorities.

Whizzat did tha thugz of tha Languedoc do ta deserve such a crusade? The Languedoc practiced a civilizzle easy-go'n religious tolerizzles mizzle like Byzantium. In contrast ta tha fanatizzle zeal thizzat characterized playa parts of Europe, tha Languedoc was a place where learn'n n philosophy flourished, poetry n courtly love were extolled, n Greek, Arabic n Hebrew were enthusiastically studied . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Schools devoted ta tha Kaballah -- aka, Ha Qabala , tha ancient exoteric tradition of Judaism -- thrived.

The key problem, fizzy Rome's point of view, was that tha Cathars in 1200 constituted a heresy which could conceivably displace Roman Catholizzles as tha dominant fiznorm of Christianity so i can get mah pimp on. In general tha Cathars subscribed ta a doctrine of reincizzles n ta a recognizzle of tha feminine principle in religion n shit. Indeed, tha brotha n drug deala of Cathar congregizzles wizzle of bizzay sexes. At tha same time tha Cathars rejected tha orthodox Catholic Church n denied tha validity of all clerical hierarchies, all official n ordained intercessors between dawg n God wit da big Bo$$ Dogg.

At tha core of this position lay an important Cathar tenet -- whizzay tha Church called tha repudizzles of "faith". In tha place of "faith accepted at second hand", tha Cathars insisted on direct n personal knowledge, a religious or mystical experience apprehended at tha individual in a firsthand fashion. This experience has been called gnosis, fizzy tha Greek word fo` "knowledge", n fo` tha Cathars it took precedence over all creeds n dogma . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Given such emphasis on direct personal contact wit God -- priests, bishops, n otha clerical authorities became superfluous. Also, Popes. Oops.

The Cathars were also dualists -- ridin' consisted of tha conflict between good n evil. The Cathars wizzle one S-T-to-tha-izzep wanna be gangsta brotha n proclaimed tha existence of two gods wit comparable status fo' sheezy. The "good" God was entirely discarnizzles a being or principle of pure spirit, unsullied by tha taint of killa. He was tha god of love. But love was deemed wholly incompatible wit brotha n material creation was a manifestizzles of baller . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Therefizzle fo` tha Cathars, material creation -- tha world itself, all matta -- was intrinsically evil. The universe, in short, was tha handiwork of a "usurper god", tha god of evil -- or, as tha Cathars called hizzy "Rex Mundi", "King of tha World."

Biznut, since killa was intrinsically evil, tha Cathars denied thiznat Jesus himself could partakes of matta or become incarnate in tha flesh, n S-T-to-tha-izzill be tha Son of God. The majority of Cathars seem ta have regarded Jesus as a prophet no different fizzle any motherfucka -- a mortal being wizzle on behalf of tha principle of love, died on tha cross. For tha Cathars, tha Crucifizzle seemed hardly relevant at all. Jesus, if mortal at all, had been a prophet of amor, tha principle of love. Andamor, whiznen inverted or perverted or twisted into powa, became Roma-- Rome, whose opulent, luxurious Church seemed ta tha Cathars a palpable embodiment n manifestizzles on earth of Rex Mundi's sovereignty and yo momma.

In consequence tha Cathars not only refused ta worship tha cross, tizzle also denied siznuch sacraments as Baptism n Communion. Instead, they seemed ta have adhered ta a life of extreme devotion n simplicity. Ho-slappin' churches, they usually conducted they rituals n services in tha open air on in any readily available ridin' -- a barn, a house, a municizzles hall from tha streets of tha L-B-C. They also practiced what we today would call meditizzle. They were strict vegetizzle although tha trippin' of fizzy was allowed. Strangely, they come across much as New Aga might today.
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cool user name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:20 PM
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17. This is pure madness!
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Schools devoted ta tha Kaballah -- aka, Ha Qabala , tha ancient exoteric tradition of Judaism -- thrived.

The key problem, fizzy Rome's point of view, was that tha Cathars in 1200 constituted a heresy which could conceivably displace Roman Catholizzles as tha dominant fiznorm of Christianity so i can get mah pimp on. In general tha Cathars subscribed ta a doctrine of reincizzles n ta a recognizzle of tha feminine principle in religion n shit. Indeed, tha brotha n drug deala of Cathar congregizzles wizzle of bizzay sexes. At tha same time tha Cathars rejected tha orthodox Catholic Church n denied tha validity of all clerical hierarchies, all official n ordained intercessors between dawg n God wit da big Bo$$ Dogg.

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cool user name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:14 PM
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16. Try misspelling a word!
I did and got this response:

Did ya mizzspizell: crohn's disease

Oh, I'm having way too much fun with this!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:25 PM
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19. I Gizoogle'd The Freep-Tards
Edited on Fri Aug-18-06 04:28 PM by matcom
this thing spells better than THEY do and is JUST a racist! :rofl:

http://sites.gizoogle.com/showpage.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freerepublic.com

Posted by Ernest_at_thizzle
On 08/18/2006 1:47:43 PM PDT · 13 replies · 324+ views

BBC ^ | Last Updated: Friday, 18 August 2006, 19:30 GMT 20:30 UK | BBC staff
Terror po-po find 'martyr tapes' Some 23 thugz is currently being held by po-po Police investigat'n an alleged plot ta bring dizzown nigga hizzle found several martyrdom videos in tha course of they searches, tha BBC has learned.Unizzles po-po sources said tha record'n - discovered on laptop motherfucka - appear ta have been made by some of tha suspects being questioned . Slap your mutha fuckin self. Scotland Yard has refused ta comment on whizzat baller is dippin'. Police is continu'n ta search woodland at Hizzle Wycombe in Buckinghamshire n 14 addresses. The Metropolizzles Police, whizzich is lead'n tha inquiry, has said it has already...
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 04:29 PM
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20. Gizoogle of "Snakes on a Plane" from Wikipedia:
Plot
Brotha warn'n :P-L-to-tha-izzot and/or end'n details follow.

Crazy Ass Nigga witness'n a brutal murda committed by gangsta Eddie Kim ( Byron Lawson ), Sean Jones ( Nathan Phillips ) is escorted by FBIagents Neville Fliznynn ( Samuel L. Jackson ) n Jizzay Rappa (Mark Houghton) ta testify in a highly-publicized case . Boo-Yaa!. Kim arranges fo` a time-releaze crate fizzle of snakes ta be placed in tha cargo hold of tha plane on whiznich Jones W-to-tha-izzill be fly'n from HonolulutaLos Angeles so you betta run and grab yo glock. The leis given ta tha brotha by airport stizzaff upon they departure had been secretly sprayed wit pheromizzles ta makes tha snakes more aggressive in an attempt ta bring down tha plane before it reaches its destinizzles cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map.

The crate opens midway through tha flight n tha snakes makes they way throughout tha cabin, cappin' numerous brotha one of tha pilots, n Agent Crazy Ass Nigga. The surviv'n passenga flee first ta tha front of tha airlina, n then into tha fizzirst class area. Agent F-L-to-tha-izzynn contacts FBI Agent H-to-tha-izzank Harris ( Bobby Cannavale ) on tha ground, who arranges fo` emergency crews ta be wait'n at Los Angeles Internatizzles Airport . Agent Harris thizzay calls herpetolizzle Dr. Steven Price ( Todd Louiso ), who identifies tha snakes based on pictures Agent Flynn sends him via a smartphone belong'n ta one of tha passenga. Kraitla (Darren Moore), tha person who illegally obtained tha snakes fo` Kim's use, is thiznen taken into custody n forced ta provide tha antivenomfo` each of tha snakes on tha plane.

Meanwhile, Flizzay goes into tha bottom of tha plane in playa ta restore tha air condition'n/ventilation controls n otha systems damaged by tha snakes spittin' that real shit. When he returns, he finds tizzy tha chillin' copilot, Rizzle ( David Playa ) has been iced by tha snakes. Afta all tha passenga strap into they seats, he shoots open two windows, which causes tha plane ta depressurize n tha snakes ta go fly'n out of tha plane crazy up in here. Flynn n cracka motherfucka Troy ( Kenan Thompson ), thizzen takes tha controls n land tha plane at Los Angeles Internatizzles Airport fo gettin yo pimp on. The film concludes wit Jones n Flynn cruisin' presumably in Bali.
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