I want a Sugar Daddy!

[NewWaveChick1981]

:9

[ForrestGump]

1. Shoot

:rofl:

Now what am I going to do with this photo I just took of me rolling naked in a sea of twenty-dollar bills strewn across my bed? :-(

[MissHoneychurch]

3. Send it to me

:D

If NewWaveChick doesn't want you - her loss :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

9. And it seems only fair, too, given

that I've had the privilege of seeing that storied picture of you rolling around on your bed... :D

[buddhamama]

4. throw in a cane

and be a Mack Daddy!

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. ROFL!

:rofl: Too good! :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

10. Hot mama!

:rofl:



But that's not a cane....

[buddhamama]

14. why Forrest,

is that a cane you're holding or are you just happy to see me? :D

[ForrestGump]

16. I'm ALWAYS happy to see you!

:hug:

Oops...sorry about that. :blush:





On TV they say I should see a doctor if this keeps up doesn't change for another hour.

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Hmmmm... $20 bills....or caramel candy???

:dilemma: You can still send the photo while I decide....:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

15. I can send one with caramel candy, too, if you want

I mean, it might get a little sticky, and the molten confection's warm sweetness may get a tad messy as it streams in beading rivulets across my glowing skin, cascading across the ripples of my abdominals as it...um.......

...as I was saying: it might be a bit of a mess. :P



And I didn't say exactly what kinds of ripples I have in my abdominal section....

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. By all means...

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

Uh-oh

*gulp*

What hath you done now, Forrest?



**

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. If you can guarantee no unwanted Sugar Babies...

I might consider it. :*

[ForrestGump]

20. Oh, my

:rofl:

:rofl:


:-)


:rofl:

I'll spare you the painfully bad (really) pun (and I use the word 'pun' here very loosely) that immediately leaped to mind and just note that they seem to have inherited mostly my genes, though they have your eyes.

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. ...

:rofl: :hi:

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

So.....

I'll spare you the painfully bad (really) pun (and I use the word 'pun' here very loosely) that immediately leaped to mind and just note that they seem to have inherited mostly my genes, though they have your eyes.

So tell me more about those jeans of yours.... :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

25. Here they are....

:D



Best I've got at hand, anyway, though I like your jeans picture a lot better... :evilgrin:

And if I keep wearing this tight leather (I just got these pants a while ago) in this hot weather (hey! it rhymes!) there'll be no danger of sugarbabies... :o

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. Mr. Gump, your jeans will do nicely.

:evilgrin: Mmmmmm....tight leather pants.... :P

[ForrestGump]

27. Mmmmmmm....

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Tight leather pants!!! Got-dang! Just don't trying bending over in them or doing things like, you know, sitting... :cry:

And now I sound like Tiny Tim. But a really sexy, tight-leather-panted, Tiny Tim. :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. Oooh, better not try that then...

Don't want your pants to turn you into a falsetto soprano. :yoiks:

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

33. Thank you for your concern, but I'm safe now

I took 'em off. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

42. That's where this comes in handy

It prevents one from eating unsafe candy.

[NewWaveChick1981]

50. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: Whaddya call that? Candy condom? Mouth cup?

Priceless! :rofl: :hi:

[billyskank]

51. Hi Wave!

:loveya:

:*

:hi:

:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

54. Hi, billy!

:* :loveya:

[Deja Q]

52. Officially, it's a

dental dam. (for the purpose it was originally made for, before somebody got... creative... with it. :evilgrin: )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_dam

[NewWaveChick1981]

53. Ah, yes, I've heard of those.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

55. good morning Nwc

How are you today?
:) :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

56. Good morning, gopsux!

Doing well after a decent night's sleep. You? :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

57. Doing the same

First night in maybe three weeks that i slept past 5 am
:)

[anarch]

2. I could totally go for some Mary Jane, if you catch my drift...

[Guava Jelly]

6. me also

Edited to make sure people knew this was Mary Jane from spiderman

[kay1864]

24. Well of course it is

I'd recognize that wet shirt hair anywhere! :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. Yum!

:9

[deucemagnet]

11. Not me!

I'd like to keep my fillings in my teeth, thankyouverymuch! :scared:

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. I can't help it. I've got a Jones for Sugar Daddies.

:shrug:

[querelle]

18. How's This?

Sugah Daddy Yeah! I be pimpin!

Q

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. Oh, the green really does it for me.

:rofl:

[southpaw]

21. Squirrel Nut Zippers

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. MMmmmmm.... Tasty!

:9

[billyskank]

29. Damn! I'm too young!!

:cry:

Oh, wait. :hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. Too young for caramelly goodness?

Or too young to be another kind of Sugar Daddy? :evilgrin:

:*

[billyskank]

31. I've got a better idea

Um, what's it called when the guy is younger? :evilgrin:

:*

[LaraMN]

32. I could use a Bit O' Honey!

:9

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. Couldn't we all?

:P Deeelicious! :9

[ForrestGump]

35. I'd settle for a good bra

Maybe that's what Mel Gibson meant by sugar...um...thingies... :blush:

And, for dessert:

[NewWaveChick1981]

37. You have a one-track mind...

Always thinking about getting your candy fix... :evilgrin:

:P :*

[ForrestGump]

39. No, I have a multitrack mind, it's just that

all the tracks are the same. :P

And you're quite right....


Meet Candy:



:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

40. That's quite a bit of Candy...

:evilgrin: I could say something about you having a piece, but that wouldn't be kosher, now, would it?

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

41. It's okay...I'm not religious

So kosher isn't such a big deal. Say anything you want, babe... :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

36. I must say, there's nothing quite like a nice piece of

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. ROFL!

:rofl: Aren't we all?

[ForrestGump]

43. Well, there IS an admission criterion...

by gum...

:P

[buddhamama]

44. I have an admission criterion too...

http://candyaddict.com/blog/2006/08/01/super-dickmanns-and-mini-dickmanns/

[ForrestGump]

46. buddhamama!!

:o

:blush:

:rofl:



I suppose it's a tad silly to ask if the criterion is mini or super?

[buddhamama]

47. in my case

not so silly. too much of a good thing isn't very pleasant (if you catch my meaning?)

[ForrestGump]

49. I catch it

:*

[jus_the_facts]

58. Here's your favorite confections Forrest.....

.....you've said so y'self in the past... :o

[ForrestGump]

59. It's true...

I do so love BJs...

O8)

[Submariner]

45. Burgers and Ice Cream last night & now you're on a candy fix!

I loved Bonomo's Turkish Taffy. It was real sticky and would pull my fillings out. That really pissed my mother off. I had to hide my Taffy from her.



What's on for tonight.....Chinese food?

[NewWaveChick1981]

48. Absolutely!

I'm such a food slut... :rofl: :P