Are Hamburglars that bad?

[Orrex]

romple romple!

[anarch]

1. "McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' Character From Advertising"

"Stabble, stabble!"

from the Onion:

OAK BROOK, IL—Bowing to outcry from consumers and parents groups, the McDonald's Corporation announced Monday that it is discontinuing its new advertising mascot, "The Hammurderer," a mischievous, homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches.

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This is not the first time a McDonald's character has stirred controversy for its violent nature. In 1982, the company introduced "Shakes McJunkie," an emaciated addict who robbed characters of their possessions, which he then sold to buy McDonald's shakes. He was later reworked as "The Machead," a homeless, wild-eyed Big Mac addict who turned to panhandling and gay prostitution as a means of supporting his severe burger habit.

The Hammurderer is quickly becoming regarded as the worst-received advertising mascot since Kool-Aid's 1989 discontinuation of "The Grapist," a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.

d'oh! forgot link: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27899

[Orrex]

2. Excellent!

:rofl:

[martymar64]

3. Yes

Yes they are that bad!