Let us now praise the concho belt of the southwestern Indian nations....
Ever since I first visited the American southwest, decades ago, I have wanted a concho belt. A real one, a Navajo concho belt in silver with a leather strap and turquoise nuggets. But even way back then the authentic ones started at $400 so I satisfied myself with a metal-link one from a souvenir store (I think at the most excellent Sonora Desert Museum outside Tucson, AZ) that I called my "five percent belt" because it only cost me $8. I wore that thing quite a bit, 'til eventually too many links and conchos fell off and I couldn't find them all.
But I still really, really wanted a nice concho belt. A real one. A solid, substantial one.
Fast forward a couple of decades and there I am, starting out as a novice ersatz Elvis, and delving into eBay for accessories. One of the first, before the jumpsuits and the custom belts, was a concho belt. Again, though, what I bought was a fairly cheap approximation of the real thing. It looked good enough in pictures and at normal personal distances, but I knew it was not a lot more authentic than were the pieces of my five-percent belt.
It didn't sate my desire for the real thing.
So, once I started bringing in some decent money a bit earlier this year, I began scouring eBay in earnest for a good concho belt. Recently I bid on two excellent candidates that ended up going for mere cents or dollars more than I bid but, in both cases, temporarily slow Internet access foiled at the very last moment my procurement of these works of art and I missed each by
that much. Very frustrating, indeed. The final prices on these and other near-misses were good, too, for what the things are: $150 to $275. It's a lot to pay for a mere belt (not that vintage or otherwise authentic concho belts are merely belts) but when you start paying $50 to $80 for shirts (something I'd only ever done once before I started buying Elvis shirts, that I remember) and far more for replicas of Elvis' belts and jumpsuits (some of the suits available commercially go for over $4000), a $200 belt doesn't sound quite so exorbitant or frivolous. And one of the rationalizations in play here was, of course, that I'd use the belt in my work as part of various Elvis get-ups. These belts are, unfortunately for me, sought after by collectors as pieces of art, and some of the prices on them are therefore very high -- look on eBay, for example, and you'll see some concho belts with an opening bid of $1500 or more.
So I kept looking. One glorious day a belt that was absolutely stunning, a vintage piece from the early '60s not only signed by the famous Navajo silversmith who handcrafted it (in sterling silver with lots of turquoise) but that included the pawn ticket with his name on it, crossed my eBay watch list. I fell in love. I bid on it. I was the lead bid for days. The bitter irony was that the more expensive of the two belts I'd bid on earlier then came available to me at my last bid because the auction's winner didn't come through (I was offered a 'second chance' auction) but I couldn't take advantage of the deal because I'd already bid on this other creation. And this one had the added attribute of being almost exactly like the one that Elvis is seen wearing in many offstage photos in 1969 and 1970 (he had several concho belts, but that one was the most photographed and also showed up in his 1970 concert documentary):
But it went over even my most reckless price range in the last few minutes and sold for something way over $1000. Ditto another, very similar, belt a week or so later, a belt produced by the same artist in the early '60s and also complete with pawn receipt. In fact, for all I know, this dude made Elvis' belt, because the resemblance is striking enough and he does seem to have been one of the more well-known and prestigious Navajo silversmiths.
Anyway, I finally got my chance. Found a nice-looking belt with turquoise nuggets (not all around the rims of the conchos and butterflies, though, like the other two and Elvis', and I'm sure it's some kind of nickel silver and not sterling) and took a flying guess at what the reserve price was. I was right. And I was the only person who bid on it, possibly because others were scared away by the seller having only one eBay transaction (as a buyer) to their name, a factor I considered but I was pretty sure that PayPal would protect me and, besides, I wanted a damned concho belt. Finally got one. :D
The price is not one I'd have paid before, in a hurry, but it was acceptable because (a) I've wanted a concho belt for exactly half my life now, (b) I can use it as Elviswear (though I know darned well that this rationalization is a little iffy because I'll wear it primarily as part of my own casual wear), and (c) right now, at least, I can afford it. After all, I just spent $100 on two new puffy-sleeved shirts for the Elvis gig and I'm likely to spend $1000 or more on bulk purchases from the manufacturer of studs and stones for ever more elaborate jumpsuits I'm planning to make in the next few months, so what this belt cost me -- pretty much what I've been making in a four-hour work night lately -- is not as obscene as I might have thought at other times. That's what I'm telling myself, anyway. I'm happy.
A few days before I got my 'prime' concho belt, I got another one (not Navajo made, and not sterling silver but some kind of nickel 'silver') as the only bidder for a rather nice $65...it's got large cabochons of turquoise set into each concho and is the link style of concho belt. It may not be authentic in provenance, but I like how it looks and it's also destined for dual use in both Elvis and Forrest modes.
And now, heaven help me, I can't stop -- a few days ago, when it looked like the seller of the big concho belt wasn't going to pick up my PayPal payment and (as eBay sent me an e-mail advising me to) I might have to cancel the transaction, I chased another beautiful concho belt, heavily laden with turquoise and again the Zuni cluster-style belt like Elvis' (and yet again made by the same dude, Victor Moses Begay) all the way to seven-hundred-and-damn-fifty dollars before coming to my senses...that belt also just crossed the $1000 mark at bidding's end which, by the way, is still a significant bargain for such things.
And I'm currently watching this very nice, turquoise-heavy (totally different to either of my two belts) new (non-vintage, non-prestige, and non-Navajo-made) concho belt move along my eBay watch list...I mean, I swear I'll behave myself but, darn it, if that belt doesn't get too expensive I might just have to have it. But then I'll stop, I promise, because I've got more than enough expenses on the horizon (desperately need to attend to my motorcycle, too, and that's going to cost a bit) and my kind of work can -- and has, more than once -- so easily vanish in a flash and leave me with no income for a while.
Besides, I've only got one waist.
Here's my little link concho belt, in all its semi-precious glory:
And here's my big concho belt, at last:
Only took 21 years...
:D