I'm willing to be anything -- if asked .

[Guava Jelly]

Shit..
I need to get out of the house.

[mainegreen]

1. My microwave is busted. Can you be my microwave?

It's corn on the cob season.

[Guava Jelly]

4. Yes i will be your Microwave

But i refuse to be self cleaning!

[Deja Q]

2. At least you're getting responses.

:cry:

[mainegreen]

6. RESPONSE nt

:D

[LynneSin]

3. I need a domestic servent

can you fill in doing that?

[Guava Jelly]

5. yes

Ma lady What shall i clean first?

[LynneSin]

8. Well if I were Matcom I would probably insist on vacuuming the carpets

But I'm not Matcom so if you could just clean out the litter box, empty the dishwasher and finish the laundry, I'd be happy

[Dangerously Amused]

7. I'm holding out for a hero.

Isnt there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need

I need a hero
Im holding out for a hero til the end of the night
Hes gotta be strong
And hes gotta be fast
And hes gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
Im holding out for a hero til the morning light
Hes gotta be sure
And its gotta be soon
And hes gotta be larger than life...



Will you be my hero?

[Guava Jelly]

9. In a heartbeat D_A

You will be my Sweet Polly Purebred
And I shall be your Underdog

[Dangerously Amused]

11. My hero!

[Guava Jelly]

15. My Sweet Polly

[taterguy]

10. Be someone who adopts a carless lifestyle

Report back here with the results to assure the addicted-to-oil doubters that it can be done. Cuz I said so.

[Guava Jelly]

13. I am on it

:)

[taterguy]

16. I look forward to your report

I've been doing it fifteen years, and only occasionally cheating

[ForrestGump]

12. Will you be my huckleberry?

Whatever that means.

[Guava Jelly]

14. as soon as i figure out what that means

sure