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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 11:47 AM
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Guthy Renker
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 11:47 AM
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1. ?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 11:50 AM
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3. Your ignorance is a blasphemy
Guthy Renker is the force that drives the tides and coaxes new blossoms from flowers in the spring.
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:07 PM
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7. ?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:44 PM
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8. That's better.
It's still an affront to the grace of Guthy Renker, but at least it's not a blasphemy anymore.
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:59 PM
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13. no
Who the hell Guthy Renker?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 01:06 PM
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14. Oh
Guthy Renker is the sound of rain in the forest and the hidden color of the rainbow. It is the Lorenz reference point, the center on which all else spins. It is the rock that cannot be lifted, and it is the giant who lifts the rock.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 11:49 AM
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2. The only TV show on more often than that is "Paid Programming"
mikey_the_rat
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:52 PM
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11. "Paid Programming" is a shadow of the glory that is Guthy Renker
"Paid Programming" is to Guthy Renker as a photograph is to an actual sunrise.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 11:58 AM
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4. Guthy-Renker is the devil incarnate. I despise them. However,
my mother gave me a Cindy Crawford Meaningful Beauty starter kit for my birthday back in May, and I got around to trying it about a month ago. Unfortunately, this stuff works very well and now I'm hooked. :cry: Why? Why couldn't it have been as sucky as everything else those minions of Satan sell? :(
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:03 PM
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5. Your blasphemy will likewise be noted
But at least there's hope for you; your embrace of the prophet Cindy Crawford helps to mitigate your heresy.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:06 PM
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6. Thank you. I feel a little better now.
Not much, but a little. :)
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:47 PM
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9. You should present an offering at the spherical altar of Brooke Burke
Upon re-reading that, I realize that it sounds a lot dirtier than it is.
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:49 PM
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10. I bought one of their fitness products back in the mid '90s...
I think it was called the Power Rider...

Don't know how well it worked as a piece of fitness equipment, but it made a damn fine post-modern coat rack.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:53 PM
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12. Mysterious is the wisdom of Guthy Renker
If they'd tried to sell you a coat rack, you'd have said "no way." But through their mysterious wisdom they managed to get you to buy one nonetheless.

Praise be to Guthy Renker.
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