Guthy Renker

[Orrex]

Discuss.

[citizen snips]

1. ?

[Orrex]

3. Your ignorance is a blasphemy

Guthy Renker is the force that drives the tides and coaxes new blossoms from flowers in the spring.

[citizen snips]

7. ?

[Orrex]

8. That's better.

It's still an affront to the grace of Guthy Renker, but at least it's not a blasphemy anymore.

[citizen snips]

13. no

Who the hell Guthy Renker?

[Orrex]

14. Oh

Guthy Renker is the sound of rain in the forest and the hidden color of the rainbow. It is the Lorenz reference point, the center on which all else spins. It is the rock that cannot be lifted, and it is the giant who lifts the rock.

[mikeytherat]

2. The only TV show on more often than that is "Paid Programming"

mikey_the_rat

[Orrex]

11. "Paid Programming" is a shadow of the glory that is Guthy Renker

"Paid Programming" is to Guthy Renker as a photograph is to an actual sunrise.

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Guthy-Renker is the devil incarnate. I despise them. However,

my mother gave me a Cindy Crawford Meaningful Beauty starter kit for my birthday back in May, and I got around to trying it about a month ago. Unfortunately, this stuff works very well and now I'm hooked. :cry: Why? Why couldn't it have been as sucky as everything else those minions of Satan sell? :(

[Orrex]

5. Your blasphemy will likewise be noted

But at least there's hope for you; your embrace of the prophet Cindy Crawford helps to mitigate your heresy.

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Thank you. I feel a little better now.

Not much, but a little. :)

[Orrex]

9. You should present an offering at the spherical altar of Brooke Burke

Upon re-reading that, I realize that it sounds a lot dirtier than it is.

[southpaw]

10. I bought one of their fitness products back in the mid '90s...

I think it was called the Power Rider...

Don't know how well it worked as a piece of fitness equipment, but it made a damn fine post-modern coat rack.

[Orrex]

12. Mysterious is the wisdom of Guthy Renker

If they'd tried to sell you a coat rack, you'd have said "no way." But through their mysterious wisdom they managed to get you to buy one nonetheless.

Praise be to Guthy Renker.