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The Night Owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:33 AM Original message |
Continue the story... A day in the life of a hardcore rightwinger... |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
1. ...4:20, which is utterly meaningless to him, except that |
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Lareina1970 (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:41 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Continuing ... |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:45 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. ...where he finds a PM from JimRob asking for money, |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:48 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Tries to log onto to account at Barron's, can't remember his password, |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:51 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. ...and on the way back inside, he flips on Fox News |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:08 AM Response to Reply #7 |
22. I spent six years in Utah - NOTHING Orrin does would surprise me. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:47 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Continuing.... |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:49 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. ...and is shocked to find several stark photos of his daughter, Faith, |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:52 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. ........and just when he was about to touch the monkey, |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:54 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. ...She doesn't respond, but walks back into the bedroom |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:56 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Which she sells that afternoon on Ebay... |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:57 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. ...but her plans are foiled when her secret Vicodin addiction |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:03 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. leaving her poor husband... |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:05 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. ...but at least she died in a state of grace, he tells himself |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:06 AM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Because she cooks a mean... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:10 AM Response to Reply #19 |
24. Anyhow, he can send Grace to one of those conversion camps |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:59 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Her husband then gets on freerepublic.com... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:01 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. He then pops over to www.hannidate.com... |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:03 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. She is! But when he meets up with her... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:04 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. "But Dad" she confesses, "I aborted my baby" |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:06 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. ...His hand creeps into his pants again, and he says |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:08 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. No, Jenna, that was Barbara. |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:06 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. "HELLFIRE!!" He screams. "HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!" |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:09 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. It was 1971 and she was the 16 yo daughter of his parent's friends |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:10 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. This, of course, was a few years before she killed her ex-boyfriend.... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:10 AM Response to Reply #23 |
26. And it really didn't matter... |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:22 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. They had met when they were both training as greeters at Wal-Mart |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:25 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. One night, after Wal-mart locked in their employees for Inventory |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:42 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. He selected a 'quiet one', one that he knew could use and extra |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:44 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. She was an illegal immigrant but wasn't afraid of deportation. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:46 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Anyhow, he assumed that he could get away with it as long as his |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 04:49 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. But she knew how to use a knife |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 05:06 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. and she cut him good. |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 05:16 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. ! |
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tinfoil tiaras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-19-06 09:23 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Being a good evangelican Christian, he suddenly realized that he was |
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Neshanic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-19-06 10:48 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. And as he pulled his Black Navigator into the Mobil station... |
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tinfoil tiaras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-20-06 12:48 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. To Danny's, the hottest stripclub in town |
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