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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 11:38 PM Original message |
I start teaching again next week...I need dumb, dry, and clean jokes.... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 11:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. I'm sure you've heard of the Brazillian joke.... |
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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 11:52 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. yeah...I work with middel school kids... |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
3. Okay |
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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:03 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. I already know that one...the kids love it...n/t |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:06 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Ah, but have you heard of the interrupting giraffe? |
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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:07 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. ???? |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:10 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. . |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 01:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
23. for the tardy kid |
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Suich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
7. Try this site: |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
9. Maybe this one: |
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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:18 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Hmm.... |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:26 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Yep. Sorry about that. I know a whole lot more funny ones but |
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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:30 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. I'll save it for a first date. n/t |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:34 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Sounds like a plan. |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 08:56 PM Response to Reply #12 |
27. Pfft! As a just former middle schooler, we know a lot more than y'all |
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Floogeldy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
11. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:27 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. to show possums how it's done? |
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Floogeldy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:28 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Heh heh. |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:30 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Floogeldy, it's a real lift to see you tonight on DU. |
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Floogeldy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:54 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Thank you, friend. |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 01:04 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. A cold beer for both of us, then! |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 01:17 AM Response to Original message |
20. why'd the cowboy buy a dachshund? |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
21. I had a job at a newspaper but I got fired . . . |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
22. I always liked this one... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
24. I need to put you in touch with my dad. He's the king of |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
25. How do you make holy water? |
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yellowdogintexas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
26. Why is my hand like a Lemon Pie? |
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KFC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
28. What did the dog say when he sat on a corn cob? |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
29. Did you hear all the Minute Maid workers got laid off? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
30. Two firemen were buttfucking in a smoked-filled room.. |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
31. Did you hear, - the workers at the U.S. mint are on strike?! |
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rustydog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
32. Oppernockity the piano tuner? |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
33. When geese fly in formation, that formation is called an 'echelon.' If |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-18-06 06:57 AM Response to Reply #33 |
37. #22 |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
34. What do you call a group of chess enthusiasts bragging in a hotel lobby?? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:53 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. "Foy-yay"! |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
36. elephant jokes |
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izzybeans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-18-06 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
38. Well the aristocrats is out. |
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