What's it, 6 more days til the Rapture?

[graywarrior]

Got your tickets yet?

[Kire]

1. Only 6?

I thought I had at least a week.

[graywarrior]

2. As of yesterday you had a week.

[lost-in-nj]

3. I am going

to get a pedicure on Saturday. Should I get a blood red color on my toes?
And I have to bring back a pair of pumps I bought to get the next size, I hope it will wait till I get my shoes.
I need to be together!
:)






lost

[RebelOne]

21. One lady over at RaptureReady.com said that she hoped

she had time to get her hair and nails done because she wanted to be beautiful for her groom, Jesus. Boy, are those people wackos.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. You have to leave your clothes behind, silly.

:silly:

[NYC]

39. Yes, go with the blood red,

but hurry up with the shoes. You don't want to be responsible for delaying the Rapture.

Welcome to DU. :hi:

[Ramsey]

4. Dude, you missed it

It was a few days ago. We're all in hell now. Couldn't you tell??

[graywarrior]

5. Fuck.

I was busy being a pagan.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Wrong.

It was 6 years ago.

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Oh, god. Not again.

Just when I'm about to be hired. Shee-it.

[Generic Brad]

7. This is so unfair

I have more than six days of unused vacation. If I get called up to heaven I get screwed out of some vacation.

[graywarrior]

8. Can I have your vacation days?

[Generic Brad]

9. Let's hold off

My mother is convinced I'm going to hell. If she's right, I will have time to take a cruise.

[graywarrior]

11. I'll meet you down there, along with the rest of DU.

You all know you're headed there, right?

[qnr]

24. See, it was a wise move cutting it shorter, it's supposedly hot down there

:hi: <--- no room for a n/t on the subject line :)

[Nicole]

10. Tickets? I need tickets?

I'm soooooo screwed! :cry:

[graywarrior]

14. You can have mine. I'm sticking around to go see Dylan.

He's definetly going to hell...hopefully with meeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Nicole]

15. Thanks

I hope you & Dylan are happy together. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

16. We are already...in my sick mind.

[IndyBob]

17. I imagine you can still get tickets

at www.jerryfarwellneedsdough.com. They were 5k a pop, a bargain if you think about it. If you don't have the cash up front, they will accept the deed to your home. There is also a way to make 48 easy monthly payments of $200 - seems strange they are doing this considering the end is so near.

Good Luck, there's still time. :evilgrin:

[Nicole]

18. Thanks, I think

This is probably another scam by that scum. :rofl:

[zanne]

23. And clean underwear. nt

[hyphenate]

12. Awwww, too bad

My fundie ex-friend will have left her new hubby by then and come back to Massachusetts to pack up her old life. I'm sure she would have preferred it happened while she was with him. On the other hand, I will get some perverse pleasure out of her frustration. :D

(Yes, of course I am kidding! Sheesh!)

[ComerPerro]

13. God I hope it happens soon so they all leave me alone

[philosophie_en_rose]

19. good riddance.

if Falwell, Robertson, et al. are in so-called heaven; I'd much rather be left behind.

[xchrom]

22. again? i thought it happened all ready?

[LynneSin]

27. There website is still up

unless they hired heathens to host the site. I mean their rapture index hasn't been updated since the 14th.

[xchrom]

32. lol -- wonder how they will update it in september?

[Courtesy Flush]

25. I'm staying right here

Wouldn't it be great if there really was a rapture? All the fundies would vaporize, and America would be a pretty nice place again.

Can't come soon enough.

[LynneSin]

26. The Rapture Ready Folks have provided us left behind with instructions:

http://www.raptureready.com/leftbehind/rr-left-behind.html

After the Rapture:
What could possibly be more terrifying than to suddenly realize God has supernaturally removed his true believers from the surface of the earth, and for whatever reason, he has found you unprepared to enter into his Kingdom. The following letters were written by Christians to help instruct, encourage, and guide you through what will soon become some very difficult and dark days. Before you do anything, you first need to fully turn your life over to Jesus Christ. Because it's very doubtful this web site will be around for any great length of time, I highly encourage you to download and save any material you find helpful.


http://www.raptureready.com/leftbehind/leftb60.html
WHERE DID THEY GO?

If tens of millions of people worldwide have recently disappeared, then Read this. This article will explain what happened to them and what you can expect to happen in the coming days.
No doubt, many have noticed that a common denominator of the missing people is their spiritual belief in Jesus Christ as Son of God, Savior and Lord.
It should come as no surprise, then, that the events that have occurred and will soon occur have been prophesied in the Bible, the Word of God:

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. Giggle...

No lines at the Dairy Queen! :bounce:

[graywarrior]

30. OK, now it's 5 days and they can't deliver my screen door til

NEXT THURSDAY!!! Damn, I hope fundy bugs get Raptured. That hole in my screen door draws them to "the light" inside my house.

[NYC]

38. Use duct tape.

Seriously, put duct tape over the hole in the screen door.

[cleofus1]

31. i didn't know

Blondie was touring...

[graywarrior]

33. ?

Duh?

[cleofus1]

35. ok i was pushing it

Just blast off, sure shot.
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eating cars
And eating bars
And now he only eats guitars.
Get up!

[graywarrior]

36. Stop! I'm getting turned on here and I have to go to work.

[cleofus1]

37. hey is it getting hot in here

or is it just me?

[citizen snips]

34. shit

I am going back to school in 6 days. I might as well stay home and wait for the rapture.

[Vidar]

40. What? Another one already?