Why is it so f'ing hard to get a randy man?

[Dangerously Amused]

Hi mods!


:hi:




I loooove yooooou!!!


:loveya:

[Redstone]

1. Because so few parents name their sons Randall?

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Excellent point!

Certainly that is the source of my difficulty in this area.


:blush:



:hi:

[maxfisher]

20. I'm Randy

But not a randall

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Yes, but... are you a randy Randy? Or just randy. Or just Randy?

Or a randy non-Randall Randy?


Or a non-randy non-Randall Randy?



Oooohh, my brain just got a cramp. x(

[Redstone]

31. Or a Randy Randall who...Oh, never mind. Your brain got a cramp?

Mine just completely siezed up. Anybody got a crowbar I can borrow?

Redstone

[maxfisher]

37. I'm a randy as a goat Randy

[Dangerously Amused]

57. Anything for my man Redstone. One Crow Bar, comin' right up!

Here you go:







:7

[ZombieNixon]

2. Ummm...it's...not.

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Not around here, anyway. :D

Carry on, gentlemen!



:headbang:

[idgiehkt]

6. for real.

there seems to be no shortage of them in the lounge, lol.

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Really really CUTE ones, too!

:bounce:

[yvr girl]

5. Try Craigslist

Under "Casual Encounters" - plenty of randy guys for the taking there.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. I'll bet!

:7



:hi:

[Deja Q]

7. Maybe you haven't found the right man yet. BTW, my name is Randy.

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

13. You're on a roll tonight...

..."Randy."



:rofl:

[Deja Q]

15. Whole grain, I hope!

:9

[Dangerously Amused]

17. With a smidge of jam.

Lucky roll.



:)

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. You know, the mods volunteer a lot of time

in an effort to keep this site a destination for many of us. What's the point in taunting them?

[Kire]

10. Hear Hear

That's the most sensible post I've read in ages.

[Dangerously Amused]

12. I would never taunt the mods.

I have nothing but the deepest respect for and appreciation of our mods. I would never post a thread with the expectation or intent of annoying them or making their jobs harder.

Mods have different opinions of what should be deleted or locked. As with everyone, they are entitled to their opinions and in fact we expect them to exercise their authority in accordance with their own opinions. On occasion I don't agree with their decisions, but I always, always respect them.

My note to the mods was NOT a taunting manuever, but rather an attempt to be entertaining while still seriously letting them know that I did not post the thread as an attempt to create something I knew or should know was lockable, nor did I intend to encourage others on the thread get out of hand.

[dpbrown]

11. Randy is as randy does, my dear...

Just sayin'...


:loveya:


:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Heya handsome!

Where you been?



Nice pic of you in the countryside, BTW. I swear you just keep getting handsomer every single day.


:loveya:

[dpbrown]

18. Howdy, Gorgeous!

It's you who keeps getting more, um, beautifuler every time I see another picture of you!


You turn up in bubbles and you turn up in mirrors...I keep wondering when you'll be turning up in my Prius...


:D

[Dangerously Amused]

25. Yup. I turn up here, I turn up there... I AM

:7



I would love to turn up in your Prius. I shall have to head on over to one of your MN meet-ups one of these days.

[flvegan]

19. I knew who started this thread without even looking.

Little Miss Troublemaker, herself.

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Why, yes. Yes, it is.

Your female alter-ego.


That's how you knew!


Uh huh.

[flvegan]

22. Me?! I'm an angel. Like the driven snow, I am.

Were I a smilie, I'd be O8)

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Hey...

Still feeling angelic?



:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

24. Heavenly.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. Randy and handy right here!

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

28. As if on cue. :D

Hi baby!



:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. On cue?

Like I wait around for you to post an invitation. Oh, wait... :evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

33. Heh.

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. My dear Dangerously Amused!

Thank you for this thread!

You made me smile.......and I needed to!

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Awww, Peggers!

I'm sorry you needed to smile. That doesn't sound too good. But I'm always glad to make you smile. Here's a hug, too:


:hug:



I hope things get better, whatever they are.


Oh heck, what's another hug for my Peggy girl?


:hug: :hug: :hug:


(Or three.)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. Thanks, sweetie!

Check your PM.......:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. It is???

:evilgrin:

:hi:

One of these days there's going to be a "What happened to Dangerously Amused thread" with a million "PM me" replies. :cry:


:hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Oh no!

I hope that doesn't happen. I try (really, I do!) to keep things relatively clean. Relative with respect to what I've seen here as acceptable and not acceptable.


Maybe I should lay low for a while...


:yoiks:

[Writer]

36. To heck with this...

I just want to find a man who uses the word "randy" on a regular basis. :P

[Dangerously Amused]

39. You're in luck!

There are several lurking around here.


:hi:

[Writer]

41. Oh yeah?

Would you mind pointing them out to me? I need some solace...

[Dangerously Amused]

43. Ah. Well then.

Let me just say that most of them are furiners.

[Writer]

44. Bring on the furiners...

I'm a Murkin who could use a bit of extra care. ;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. I used to know a guy named Randy...

He was.

[Dangerously Amused]

42. Here is the main thing that I want to say

I’m busy 24 hours a day

I fix broken hearts, baby I’m your Randy man...



:hi:

[Kat45]

45. I lucked out and found a very randy man.

And he even uses the word "randy" somewhat regularly. :D

[Dangerously Amused]

48. Sweet! Life just doesn't get much better than that.

A toast to you and your randy man's good fortune.


:toast:

[regnaD kciN]

46. Randy Men On A Plane!

Sorry, it just seemed the obvious thing to post.

[Dangerously Amused]

50. LOOK! Here comes one now!

Um... what's he doing to his head?


Ne'mind. I don't wanna know.

[Guava Jelly]

47. I'll change my name to Randy for you D_A

It will Be Randolph (randy) fartsworth CobbleBottom...
Kinda Sexy sounding hugh!!

[Dangerously Amused]

51. I like the Randolph part.

Are you open to negotiation on the rest of it?


How about something like Randolph James Casanova Winchester?

[Guava Jelly]

53. Sure I'm Game..although i was really attached to fartsworth

:hi: :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

60. It is a lovely name. Be a shame to waste it.

Perhaps we could get you a goldfish and name him Fartsworth. Here's a cute little fella. Doesn't he look like his name should be Fartsworth?

[Guava Jelly]

69. c'mere fartsworth thats a good lil fishy!!

I like it...
I hope My cats aren't hungry though.
Fartsworth might end up as a main course.

[billyskank]

49. Checking in!

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

54. billysweet! My sexy randy boo baby!

billy's here! billy's here! All da people happy now, billy's here!!! Yaaay!

[billyskank]

55. What's a boo baby?

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

58. boo baby!

Boo: boo is a term that is derived from the French word "beau" meaning beautiful. In 18th century England it meant an admirer, usually male. It made it's way into Afro-Caribean language perhaps through the French colonisation of some Caribean islands.

Now meaning girl or boyfriend

"this is what I'm saying boo, it's all about you"


Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boo


:loveya:

[billyskank]

59. Awww

:hug:

[HEyHEY]

52. I'm always ready and randy

And because of my meds, I last long!

[Dangerously Amused]

64. A randy Canady man.

Hey, if ya gotta take meds, there are much worse side effects one might encounter.



:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

56. Because we're all busy being, um, randy?

At least I think that is why.

[Dangerously Amused]

61. Some girls get all the luck.

:cry:



(Some lucky guys too, for that matter.)

[NewJeffCT]

70. well, if you saw my wife...

you'd know why I'm a randy guy...

[hunter]

62. The good ones get taken.

And quite willingly, too.

[Dangerously Amused]

66. Perhaps I've been using the wrong technique.

But this IS fish net, right? Supposed to be sexy when worn with heels?






Maybe I'm wearing the wrong heels?


:shrug:

[hunter]

67. My wife wasn't wearing heels.

I don't know if that helps you.

[RedCloud]

63. Here's why!

Look how they treat the great Randi

[Dangerously Amused]

65. A guy who loves to be put in handcuffs.

Now there's a real randy man!

[NewJeffCT]

68. I'd make a comment here

but, it would probably get the thread locked.