So what is the message of the Partnership for a Drug-Free America?

[elperromagico]

First, buying drugs funded terrorism.

Then, it caused you to shoot your friends.

Then, it caused you to run over children on bicycles.

Now, it's harmless, but it causes you to sit on your couch all day.

Am I missing something?

[Chan790]

1. It must be that drugs are getting less dangerous as drug-users get older

That's what I got out of it.

[LeftyMom]

2. Drugs are bad, m'kay?

[catmandu57]

3. Buy more booze

Since they're funded by the alcohol industry.

[idgiehkt]

4. your post is hysterical.

:rofl:

I don't remember the children on bicycles part, but lol

:rofl:

[elperromagico]

6. Oh, that one's hilarious.

These potheads are at a drive-thru window ordering lots of food (the munchies suck, you know). As they're pulling out of the drive-thru, a little girl crosses in front of them on a pink bicycle. The potheads, unable to react quickly (they're racing along at 15 mph, after all), hit the girl.

The way I figure it, the girl must have been stoned too if she didn't know to look both ways. Thank God those guys weren't drunk. They might have killed her.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Don't forget that weed makes you get pregnant

and that it also allows you to be talked into trying to outrun TicTic the junkyard dog by your friends.

[elperromagico]

7. It also makes you put your fist in your mouth.

Man, when I think of the times I put my fist in my mouth because I was high...

[Chan790]

8. Hell...

I tried to outrun the junkyard dog and I was clean and sober.

Old Rusty wasn't much of a guard-dog anyways, I ended up stopping at one point so he could catch up in order to make the finish more dramatic.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Hell...

my dad used to sic the German Shepherd on my sister & I as kids. He was clean and sober too. Actually, we thought it was great fun. He'd set up running out across the field, give us a good head start, then let the dog off the leash. You'd just hear her right behind you just before those paws landed on your shoulders and you were down with a 95lb dog on you licking and very gently nipping the hell out of you. It's kind of fucked up now that I think about it, but we liked it at the time.

I think it was Fear Factor where the contestants had to run past attack Shepherds with pads on. They were crying and everything beforehand. My sister & I were just watching it like, "what pussies...they've got pads on. So what if they have to drag a German Shepherd to the finish line. We did that as little kids all the time."