Osama bin Laden Killed by Missouri Rednecks!

[leftyladyfrommo]

I knew it would happen sooner or later. Osama is no match for our Rednecks - all armed to the teeth with AK47s.

Really, this was the headline on one of the weekly rags at the HyVee this morning.

Osama was apparently hiding in Missouri. And the rednecks ran him down.

Which is pretty funny because we had a woman running for school board who is hears voices and things - and she took a flyer to all of the schools stating that Osama had been seen in Kansas City and everyone should be on the lookout. And Atta had been spotted at Walmart.

And people wonder why we are the "show me" state.

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Have you heard anything from Kenny Boy or Elvis?

My trip to Fort Lost In The Woods(Rolla)SHOWED ME enough!

[Windy]

2. Remember Dog the Bounty Hunter said

that he would get him for a price!!! :o)

[Philosoraptor]

3. MOsama

If I told you I saw MOsama at a recent Royals game, would you believe me?

[leftyladyfrommo]

4. Hell yes!

I'm pretty sure I saw hime myself - just walking along looking in the windows at MetroNorth Mall.

That boy is really tall.

[Philosoraptor]

5. He sticks out like a silver dollar in a goat's ass.

Who does he think he's fooling with that turban on his head?