Things could be worse. You could be Andy Dick.

[Pale Blue Dot]

American comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central Roast Of William Shatner on Sunday, licking screen siren Farrah Fawcett and biting a journalist. New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her. He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please." She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-08-16/

[Cathyclysmic]

1. "Dick lick Fawcett."

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

2. Alcohol and mental illness do not mix.

[underpants]

3. I read this yesterday

:wow: ser

[tigereye]

4. I think it's a big schtick....

I used to like him better, I think he's gone way, way overboard....

[jobycom]

6. Hard to say, isn't it? In the same vein as Jonathan Winters, Robin William

Don Rickles, Dave Chapelle... And a lot of DUers! You just can't tell if they have failed a routine or fallen into NeverEver Land.

[tigereye]

9. but Jonathan Winters was nicer about it, wasn't he?

well, maybe not?

[peekaloo]

5. Dick licks Shat, too.

[Katina]

7. he tries too hard to be outrageous

and it ends up looking stupid. Looking forward to seeing the Shatner roast anyway.

[Lex]

8. He's got little talent so he tries to compensate with outrageousness.

imho