Tell me why I shouldn't go to sleep?

[MoseyWalker]

I want to know!

[Nicole]

1. The night is young

:)

[qnr]

2. Ummm... because Ed McMahon might have gotten lost with your check

from Publishers Clearing House and might show up late, but would then leave if you're not awake to answer the door?

[MoseyWalker]

4. But I thought

he knew my number? wouldn't he call back?

[qnr]

6. No, he's cranky, he had to accidently drive through Orlando to get to your

place (when he gets lost, he gets lost)

[Richard Steele]

3. Freddy Kruger can't get you as long as you stay awake.

[MoseyWalker]

8. I don't like nightmares

or the creatures that come out to bother me at those times. I have never in my life known a freddie, and I can't for the LIFE of me understand why he would have any interest in me.

I don't think freddie likes me, but that's ok, because I don't know him.

I've never watched any of his movies, and if he's mad about that, then he can just suck a cigarette down his throat. I don't like anyone who doesn't like me for no real reason!

[AngryAmish]

5. The Cubs are still playing.

[MoseyWalker]

9. well

you got my interest there!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you

Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!

[MoseyWalker]

10. Nah! They like little mammals

and I'm a little person, but big enough to smack'em in the nose and say go away come back another day.....

cute, though, aren't they

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I just love that poem...

Couldn't resist quoting it! :hi: