It's bad to have a monkey on your back, but what about on your chest?

[Bossy Monkey]

Amelia, the small auxiliary cat, also known as The Monkey (also known as Speedy, Slick, Extreme Closeup The Cat and Worshipper of the Holy Yarn) feels that her life is not worth living unless she's kneading the comforter while sitting on my chest. (Alternate subject line was "Why I'm Leaving DU: The Cat Won't Let Me Post.") I'm all in favor of being worshipped as a god for the first time in my life, but don't want to have to go to a treatment facility or anything like that. ("What are you in for?" "I had a monkey on my chest real bad.") Anybody know if they make heated cat beds?

[mikeytherat]

1. Heated cat beds are a waste of time. The Cat decides where to sleep,

and that is usually somewhere near (or on) you or your bed.

mikey_the_rat

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. The Google AdSense ads

all have to do with God. Go figure.

[qnr]

3. Must be the "Worshipper" in the OP n/t

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Ah! I was thinking higher power in 12-step programs, but your way makes

more sense. Maybe I should take an ad out on Google for yarn worshippers.:)

[qnr]

5. I wonder if you'd get Google ads when people talked about Tall Tales? n/t