Humor therapy session

[Sooner75]

Somewhere in the following rundown there may be something that'll get you to smile or chuckle or even laugh out loud.


Amusing Ironies
* I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
* Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removi ng a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
* Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
* Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup

[Chan790]

1. LOL

Is it weird or merely indicative of my work history in fundraising for a literacy provider that I can actually answer the last one?

More so in fact, I've seen many literacy-education programs use Alpha-Bits and alphabet soup in their literacy programs to teach basic-word-formation and alphabet-knowledge skills.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. ROFL! The third one down is my husband's motto.

:P :rofl: Never mind that he is the one that lost whatever it was in the first place.

Welcome to DU, Sooner75! :hi: