Madonna Abandons Movie Career; Spends Fortune Building Time Machine

[Richard Steele]

Goes back to 1990 to search for someone who gives a rat's ass.

[Jamastiene]

1. Good call.

That'd be nice. Would that mean she would disappear from the present altogether?

[Richard Steele]

5. No, afraid not.

Any minute now, we will have spent the last 16 years
with TWO of her. :(

Please don't think I'm not hip to that "nTheory" you
kids are into these days; there really _ARE_ an infinite
number of "parallel timelines".

But we spent billion$ in the late '80s determining conclusively
that NONE of them want her around.

[NMMNG]

2. I assume you're using the term "career" loosely?

:P

[Richard Steele]

3. Heh heh, Heh heh. You said "loosely" in a Madonna thread. Heh heh.

Ironically, Madonna herself can't use that word at all anymore:
The actual WORD "career" sued her for defamation of character
back in 1994, and won on summary judgement.

[NMMNG]

4. To give her credit, she did well with her music before her 20th

image/personality change. But the actress thing was a bomb.

[Skittles]

6. she was very good in Desperately Seeking Susan

it was when she had to play characters other than herself she ran into trouble