Sunday evening garbage thread.

[swag]

Post your crap. I'll just post the same sort of shit I always do.

Here's Porter the wine shop dog patronizing me, as usual.

Here's my brother's new bumper-sticker slogan for the town we both went to high school in: "Nothing Rusts in Havre."

Now for the nongarbage, noncrap portion of the post:

Here's jpgray, fresh out of the peyote sweatlodge and ready for some Yahtzee:



A genuinely talented looker, that one.

[wildhorses]

1. jpgray is muy honcho good looking!!!

and Porter has a ridge running down his back...is he a labrador?

and what kind of crap should I post???


I thought all my posts were slightly crappie:shrug:

[swag]

3. Yeah

Porter is a lab, ridgeback mix.

And jpgray is just too fucking much. And he's nice about it.

If you think you post the craps, just post away.

We'll all survive and smile.

[wildhorses]

4. well, okay then: here is some crap I posted earlier

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5499079&mesg_id=5499079



hey! a link within a link:wow: how easily I amaze myself

[swag]

6. That is such a nested link.

You're fuckin' with my mind with this crap you're posting!

[Breeze54]

2. Handsome guy!

I haven't played Yahtzee in a long time.
Hmmmm... maybe I should break out the game
with my son and his friend, while he's visiting tonight.
Thanks for the idea!
:)

[swag]

5. Hey, it's a good game.

Have a good visit.

And don't forget to post whatever garbage comes into your head in this thread.

Yeah, jpgray's very good looking, and smart, smells good, smiles at appropriate times as well as at inappropriate times.

[swimboy]

9. a good smile at an inappropriate time can begin a lasting friendship

We had a great weekend in Bath County, VA. We hiked ridges and railroads, soaked in the warm sulphur springs and do-it-yourself mud therapy in a mountain stream, all thanks to friends who smile inappropriately.

[swag]

11. To think that I had been standing on the verge of

asking where the fuck you were, and here you are.

What a fine report you bring.

This thread is not worthy.

[swimboy]

35. Here the fuck I am

and now it's Monday morning garbage.

Thanks for wondering and thanks for the images of Porter in the sunshine to start my week.

[BreweryYardRat]

7. Sure.

Great helm.

[swag]

12. It slices, it dices!

[BreweryYardRat]

18. Correction...

It can't be sliced and diced unless you get a good solid shot to the top with an axe or mace.

[swag]

20. Show us your chainmail!

[BreweryYardRat]

23. I'm wearing part of a mail shirt right now.

No pics though, because my mouth's all swollen from oral surgery, and I look funny.

[WCGreen]

8. Christ all mighty,

It's been years since I wafted out of a Peyote Sweatlodge and played Yahtzee...

But I have been bing bangin' cross the country looking for cheap hotels and expensive hookers to make the daylight go by fast...

[swag]

13. Geez, you guys.

I can't even get out for bowling.

Well, I'm glad my tax dollars are paying for something.

[WCGreen]

31. Bowl Bowl bowl....

That is all....

[GirlinContempt]

10. Cute dog

nice shoes

have some flowers


And some dinner

[swag]

14. The shoes are also comfortable.

You keep that rolling pin handy to clobber Dagwood when he comes through the door?

What's the gravy called?

[GirlinContempt]

21. Impromptu flyswatter

Chicken Tagine + couscous + hulong tea

[swag]

15. OMFG! HOLY SHIT! KICKED AND RECOMMENDED!

[bridgit]

16. you're having fun with that camera...

have a garden with an orb in it already will'ya

[swag]

19. Then would have to try to paint.

Still might take suggestion.

[bridgit]

22. i wonder if cubism in the style of Raphael is even worth it anymore...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. A bear broke our orb and a raccoon ate our citronella candle.

I can understand the desire to smash a garden orb, but I don't get the desire to eat a citronella candle.

[graywarrior]

17. My favorite crap of the week

and this


and, of course....

[swag]

24. Maybe not my favorite pic of you, but a favored pic of you.

[graywarrior]

25. Why you...., I oughta......

[swag]

26. Time for sleep soon.

If I crap out, please keep up with the crap.

Here's some more noncrap.

[TroubleMan]

27. Post my crap, huh?....you asked for it

I can't get this song out of my head. "El Hijo De Tuta" by Charlie Valens:
sing along if you want: http://mfile3.akamai.com/14123/wm2/muze.download.akamai.com/2890/us/uswm2/_!/583/478583_1_03.asx?auth=daEaCbFdsbsaAdIbMb5d.bFbMaNbKbeaKaO-be3.2E-Ci-iebek&aifp=1234&obj=v50627


Que carro bonito
Que casa bonita
Que mujer bonita
Que ropa bonita

El hijo de Tuta es gerente de la factoría donde laboro yo,
el trata muy mal a la gente con ese salario que nos implantó.
Hombre esta vida tan perra
de estar jornaleando la voy a acabar,
ya no aguanto a este tarado
del patrón, mastico y no puedo tragar.

Yo he sudado como una breva
pa' que otro consiga por un vil jornal,
y el otro allá en la oficina
jartando wiskey y yo sin mercar.
A las cinco e' la mañana
estoy levantado tomando agua e' sal
porque ya ni agua e' panela
los que jornaleamos podemos tomar.

A las 10 de la mañana llega el hijo e' Tuta sin saludar,
diciendo: trabaje amigo, que ese negocio es para entregar.

A las 10 de la mañana llega el hijo e' Tuta sin saludar,
diciendo: trabaje amigo, que ese negocio es para entregar.

Que carro bonito...Tiene el hijo e' Tuta
Que casa bonita... Tiene el hijo e' Tuta
Que mujer bonita...Tiene el hijo e' Tuta
Que ropa bonita....Tiene el hijo e' Tuta

A las 10 de la mañana llega el hijo e' Tuta sin saludar,
diciendo: trabaje amigo, que ese negocio es para entregar.

A las 10 de la mañana llega el hijo e' Tuta sin saludar,
diciendo: trabaje amigo, que ese negocio es para entregar.

Que carro bonito...Tiene el hijo e' Tuta
Que casa bonita... Tiene el hijo e' Tuta
Que mujer bonita...Tiene el hijo e' Tuta
Que ropa bonita....Tiene el hijo e' Tuta

Me provoca contestarle:
trabaje aberrojo como lo hago yo,
yo por un jornal tan bajo
no le corro a nadie, se lo juro yo.
Como es posible señores
que uno muerto de hambre
pueda trabajar,
que me suba los jornales
el mal parecido y me puedo apurar.

A las 10 de la mañana llega el hijo e' Tuta sin saludar,
diciendo: trabaje amigo, que ese negocio es para entregar.

A las 10 de la mañana llega el hijo e' Tuta sin saludar,
diciendo: trabaje amigo, que ese negocio es para entregar.

Que carro bonito...Tiene el hijo e' Tuta
Que casa bonita... Tiene el hijo e' Tuta
Que mujer bonita...Tiene el hijo e' Tuta
Que ropa bonita....Tiene el hijo e' Tuta

[swag]

28. I didn't click it,

but it sounds to me like you're fucked.

Me? I'm feeling lucky!

[TroubleMan]

29. Actually it's a good song.

Also:

.......mmmmmmm.....Charo.

[swag]

30. I'll click it tomorrow then.

And as far as Charo, I spent much early adolescent quality time with her Mike Douglas Show and Love Boat episodes.

Nabobs will shout, "TMI!" but fuck the nabobs.

And goodnight!

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Some crap, eh...

Hows about a random local band? http://www.myspace.com/trailercamp

[swag]

34. They have cool names. "Straightjacket Muff" for instance.

[jpgray]

33. You're not half bad yourself, Mr. swag

A veritable cup full of sixes, you are.

[swag]

36. Kick for Monday evening.

Show 'em who's got the badonkadonk.

[crim son]

37. Here's a couple pieces of junk I've picked up along the way...

[bettyellen]

38. well, that'll round out my DU threesome nicely...

not that anybody ever bothered to ask... oh wait a minute, i have discussed this w/ Yver...
um, well, i've totally changed my answer now.

[swag]

41. Everything is in flux.

All that is solid melts into air.

Still, it's great that you have your contingency plans mapped out.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Here's a garbage picture of me taken Sunday night.

This is my "what are you doing with my camera" picture.

And these are just two random pictures I took yesterday.

[swag]

42. Are you not quoting Dominick Dunne's "Diarist" because it was so fucking

boring this issue?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. Yes, even more so than usual, even though he pulled out his IVs and

pranced off in some designer slippers. No hospital can hold back Dominick Dunne.

[swag]

44. I just bid $3150 for one of his bloody sleeves.