Jelly Breast Implants...

[Rainscents]

What happen to these women who have these implants, can they still go on the airplane? Or do they have to remove them before getting on the airplane? :eyes: :eyes:

[babylonsister]

1. No words...but that jelly is deadly, or so I've heard.

:eyes:

[calico1]

2. I think they take them and keep them up front,

and give them back to you as you leave the plane.

[MercutioATC]

3. No, but they're not allowed to get the in-flight peanuts...

...binary weapons, you know...

[uppityperson]

4. someone has to taste them before they can get on.

[Rainscents]

5. LOL...

:rofl:

[Bozita]

6. Where's Katherine Harris when you need her?

She'd know.

[GreenCommie]

7. I'm sure the entire...

male staff gets together to thoroughly inspect them.

[Dr.Phool]

8. Ask the pilot to hold them for you.

[Redstone]

9. They can still go on, but not next to me, I hope. I find those perfectly

half-spheroid fake tits to be REALLY unappealing.

Yeck.

Redstone

[Solon]

10. What about lactating women?

Won't anyone think of the children?!?!

[aikoaiko]

11. I said a similar joke to my wife and I got an evil look.

But fortunately it was a no-action-for-only-24-hours evil look. The sun will rise tomorrow. :)