Man tells police the CIA will repay money he stole from Subway

[Robb]

North Platte man tells police the CIA will repay the money he stole from Subway; arrested anyway



When the North Platte police confronted a Subway employee about $502 that was missing Tuesday, he told them not to worry.

Joshua Shores told the police that his job making sandwiches was a ruse - that he actually was an undercover agent for the Central Intelligence Agency.

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In an apparent effort to toss around big names, Shores revealed that he was actually the son of President George Bush.

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[maveric]

1. The love child of bu$h and Jeff Gannon.

Ya think?

[Deja Q]

2. What the hell is that stuff on his lips? Powder sugar, flour, or cocaine?

Teehehehehe...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. Is he a crack addict?

Isn't that what usually happens to them?

[Richard Steele]

5. That would be my guess. That white lip thing is a classic indicator.

I think it actually comes from the extremely hot pipes;
the lips suffer multiple mild burns over an extended period
of time.

[Robb]

6. Or takin' a bite a'them toasted subs too soon

Smarts. :D

[Monk06]

4. Subway special CIA sandwich ...................

"If I tell ya what's in it, I'll have to kill ya."

[SOteric]

7. I suspect he's one coldcut shy of a Hoagie.

And his sandwich might not be finished yet either.

[Benfea]

8. You mean he really is related to Darth Jar-Jar? -NT

[NoPasaran]

9. I'm sure that his secret agent training will really pay off now

He won't reveal what's in the secret sauce no matter how much he's tortured.

[Nailzberg]

10. It's likely he's got a little mental illness

It's common for artists, even sandwich artists apparently.