Geez.... a girl tried to pick me up at a traffic light...

[Guava Jelly]

I was sitting in my Truck minding my own business when she rolled down her window and said.
"Hey there guy wanna hit the sack" I was like so offended I answered back " hey Missy I am not a cheap piece of meat"
She did some weird sexual gesture with a banana . I was like wow! smooth move lady.
I was freaked out
I locked my truck door stomped the gas pedal and drove as fast as I could with her in tow yanking her shirt up. Screaming "check out these..Factory originals BABY!!"

I mean don't you hate when stuff like that happens.
:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

1. Sounds like a

cheap imitation of a Penthouse Letter, if I ever heard one...

[Guava Jelly]

2. What me lie

:)

[Broken_Hero]

4. No,

not at all...:silly:

[bridgit]

3. "It's a girl my lord, in a flatbed Ford...

"Slowing down to take a look at me" :-)

[lizziegrace]

19. Come on baby

don't say maybe...

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

5. Bwahahaha

"Factory originals BABY!" :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

6. the nerve of some women

I mean really.
:)

[Jamastiene]

7. No.

I wouldn't have pressed the gas pedal. I would have gestured to a nearby parking space. Wouldn't want something that willing to get away too soon. :evilgrin:

[gr8dane_daddy]

8. Same damn thing happened to me...

last Thursday. I thought I was the only one. :dilemma:

[Guava Jelly]

9. women can be so oversexed and crass !

We are people and.. sniff.. sniff... it just hurts sometime. :rofl:

[gr8dane_daddy]

10. Oh my virgin ears...

I could only blush at some of acts they (yes car full of cheerleaders) yelled at me.

[SKKY]

11. So, you hit it, right????

[Callalily]

12. OMG!

This is the first post I read this morning. Just laughing my socks off.

[Guava Jelly]

13. why are you laughing at my pain?

just kidden :rofl:

[Deja Q]

14. What can I hate what I have not experienced?

:spray:

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. OMG!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

16. What?? is that funny to you

:rofl:
:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

17. kick because I hate seeing my threads drop so quick

:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. Well....just the imagery it conjured up...

:hi: :rofl:

[Ptah]

20. Was it her?

[Guava Jelly]

21. I would have stopped for Mrs Portman

I think she is probably one of the greatest actress of our time..And shes cute :)

[SKKY]

22. And she's smart, being an Ivy League and all....

[Guava Jelly]

23. not to mention she can rap!

:)

[SKKY]

24. She can rap too? Oh, game over. All other women can go home now...

...Ms Portman wins!!!!

[Ptah]

27. She's got a def posse

[Ptah]

26. Cheated every test, smoked weed every day

[begin_within]

25. You should have said, "I hope you bought the extended warranty on them."

[SKKY]

28. I still think you hit it!!!

But are too embarrassed to fess up. I mean, I think the curiosity of someone
like that might be enough, no. But, you didn't mention anything about aesthetics, so
I guess that would be important.

[Guava Jelly]

29. Like i am that easy!

well Probably :rofl: