Geez.... a guy tried to pick me up at a traffic light...

[NewWaveChick1981]

Ewwww... he did exactly what NOT to do... :yoiks: I was sitting at the traffic light a few minutes ago while driving to the grocery store. It's actually a cool night here, and my window was down. He rolled his passenger window down and said, "Hi, sweetie! Wanna go out sometime?" And I said, "Sorry, I'm married." Know what his response was? "So am I." :wtf: I said, "Thanks anyway." He blew me a kiss and licked his lips. I tried to ignore him, which was difficult, and when the light changed, I let him go ahead and got behind him so he wouldn't see my license tag. (You never know these days.) That was the longest traffic light in history. :P

OK---he was in a BMW and was dressed fairly nicely. Trolling for dates at an intersection is not exactly high class, so that tells me he's probably a Repuke who's used to picking up hookers. :P And doing the tongue thing is NOT going to win women over. :yoiks: Sorry, but YUCK! :puke:

He's gotta have more on the ball if he wants to pick up liberal chicks. :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

1. Eww, creepy.

x(

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. Very creepy.

The appearance of money doesn't guarantee sense. :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

5. And in many cases,

guarantees the opposite. :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Yes indeed. HAD to be a FReeper.

:P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. Oh god...

I hate those types. :eyes: I had a guy at the corner by my house offer me a "ride" in his truck. Then a construction worker offered me a foot massage. I mean, :wtf:

[ZombieNixon]

4. All right! Who's ass do I need to kick?!

:grr:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

7. That is so...

... cute. :blush: What a man... *swoon*

[ZombieNixon]

14. ...

:7

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. WTF? "Candy, little girl?"

What are these guys thinking? That you or I or any other woman will actually say, "Yeah, sure! Take me with you!" :yoiks: I remember in college when I had to walk by the new library construction site all the construction workers yelling things to women. "Hey, baby, come home with me!" "Oooh, mama! Let's go out tonight!" I bet they'd have been flabbergasted if anyone had said yes. Imagine trying to explain that to their wives...:rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

12. Oh yes!

Seriously! And I knew guys did it, but I never understood the feeling of pseudo-violation you get. Obviously they didn't do anything past cat calls, but still... the discomfort is pretty bad, especially when you're 17 or so as I was with the foot thing. I actually speed-walked to my friend's house (my destination) in tears.

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. It's harrassment, plain and simple.

You're right---it's a feeling of pseudo-violation. It's not physical, but it can make you feel really weird. I just laughed my ass off at this idiot tonight, though. He was absurd... :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I'd give the construction worker a little credit

The foot massage line is pretty novel.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

13. *laughs*

Yeah, I can't say I'd heard it before, at any rate :D

[Mutley]

9. What a crack-pot.

Some dudes tried to pick me up a few months ago by goin', "Oh look, it's a chick who knows how to drive a stick."

I drive a manual transmission. :eyes:

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. I drive one too. Maybe that was getting him turned on.

:rofl: What a lame line to use.... Sorry you were subjected to that...

[Mutley]

26. I was too shocked to say anything at the time.

Now I think it's freakin' hilarious. What a loser. :rofl:




edit: I just can't type tonight. :blush:

[koneko]

16. I know - what are freaks like that thinking????

It happened to me once my senior year in HS. I once had the guts to say "OK, Sweets, pull over and we can do it in your backseat!"

I had a guy friend in the car w/ me who was bent over digging thru cassettes (it was in the late 80s), so I knew I wasn't alone.

The guy started stammering & said he needed to be somewhere. He totally didn't know what to do with an actual (what he thought cos he couldn't see my friend) response. ;-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. Good for you!

:sarcasm: How incredibly romantic....asking you so sweetly to do the nasty with someone you've only seen at a traffic light...:sarcasm: I'm really glad your friend was there! That put the asshole in his place! :rofl:

[koneko]

27. No doubt

At the tender age of 17, I'd have been quaking in my boots, rolling up the windows & locking my doors if I had been alone!!!

[tinfoil tiaras]

17. perv alert! perv alert!

At least he didn't say something like "Did you put Windex on your pants b/c I can see myself in them" or some other cheesy pick up line. Why do guys even use those? They know that girls don't take pick up lines seriously, & we'll just laugh at you & think you're dumb if you use them (not speaking from personal experience).

Haha about the Repuke picking up hookers thing. That's "family values" for ya...:P

[idgiehkt]

19. ROFLMAO! Windex?

That's hysterical...I've never heard that one before, lol.

[tinfoil tiaras]

25. lol i know!!

:P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

20. OMG...

I'd never heard that pick up line before! :rofl:

[tinfoil tiaras]

24. The paper did an article about pickup lines

in the "Southern Style" section...:rofl: & that one was one of the examples...:rofl:

Yeah, we don't have better things to worry about here in Mississippi. :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Exactly.

This is good information to keep in mind for the future, TT! :) Lets you know what kinds of idiotic things happen.

You think he would have shown me his voter registration card if I'd asked Mr. Family Values to whip it out? :rofl:

[tinfoil tiaras]

22. Probably.

"may-ummm...i'm a hawt Ree-puhb-lick-ahn ready for some LUVIN!!!"

:P :P :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. ROFL!

:rofl: :rofl: Oh, the imagery.... :rofl:

[u4ic]

28. LOL

There are some winners out there, aren't there? :rofl:

Some guy tried to pick me up a couple of weeks ago in a government office. There were a couple of us talking about the war on Lebanon, and some guy came up to us and said his neighbour was there, and trying to get out via Syria.

Then the other people left, except for him, and he asked why I was there (to hand in something for disability), then he said he used to be a sniper who had a few bullets inside of him; now he was just a rank sharpshooter, and anytime a government leader was assasinated, the RCMP would knock on his door wanting to know where he was on that day. So President Zulmulchiv of Unzibekistann gets murdered, and he gets questioned, in Alberta?

Uh huh.

Then he started asking about my symptoms, that he had it too, and tried to show me where his pain was - on me. :wtf:

"Don't touch me, please".

He then continued gabbing, and I was hostage anyway, being in line - he told me that he was looking after his wife, who had a stroke, and his young daughter, and he himself was sick. Then asked me my age. :eyes:

Oooh...did I also mention he was a professional comedian at Yuk Yuks? He wasn't funny. In the head, maybe, but not generally.

He wanted my phone number, so he could talk to someone with the same symptoms as him. As I handed him the slip of paper with the number on it, I told him it was for Fibromyalgia group in the area, and there were plenty of people he could talk to there. :7

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. Professional comedian sniper?

:rofl: Geez Louise....he had his story all worked out, didn't he? :rofl: I'm sorry you were subjected to that bullshit. :hug:

I think he had more problems than getting called in to the RCMP office because a world leader was assassinated. :yoiks:

[u4ic]

37. I found him rather amusing

if not cuckoo...:rofl: (except for the touching bit)

He was so obvious about it. I mentioned something, and he'd run away with it (ie the war, the comedy thing). He apologized for wanting my number as soon as I gave him the group number, and I just laughed.

He thought I'd fall for it?? "Poor me, I'm sick AND looking after my sick wife and kid? So please fuck me?" :shrug:

:crazy:

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. OMG OMG OMG! You're killing me!

:rofl: :spray: I guess he wanted pity sex.... too bad you were onto his scheme...

[u4ic]

39. I could do with

some pity sex right about now...



:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

40. OK---but PLEASE not with that guy!

We'll find a nicer, less insane guy for you to do that with.... :D

[u4ic]

41. No, NO

not him...:scared:

though...if the RCMP knock on his door...maybe I can do a swap? I do like men in uniform...:think:

[NewWaveChick1981]

50. OK. That's fine.

:applause: Let me know how it turns out... :P

[GOPisEvil]

29. *takes notes* Scratch the tongue thing. Check.

Thanks!

:yoiks:

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. Anytime! Make sure your pickup technique is honed next time,

OK? You'll have more success with it. :P

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

34. Well, I had to return the BMW.

Hertz was on my ass about my credit card being declined. I had to act quick, ya know. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. So THAT's why you were headed to the airport! And you were

just trying to get a ride, not a "ride"? OK, it all makes sense now.... :rofl:

[KG]

32. you got the beemer?

wow. when?

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. He has to make sure he has a PickUpMobile that looks decent.

:hi: Must've been recent. Newer model. :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

36. LOL! I fucking wish! Still got the ol' 1994 Infiniti.

128k miles and running like a champ. :thumbsup:

[LostinVA]

42. I thought you wanted to be corrupted by me -- tease

[NewWaveChick1981]

51. Next time let a girl know, willya?

Besides, I thought you'd be smoother than that. :*

[LostinVA]

59. I would be

[NewWaveChick1981]

60. Good.

:) You definitely have more on the ball than he did. Glad I'm not wrong. :D

[LostinVA]

65. *sexy wink*

[electricmonk]

43. This happened to me years ago...

There used to be a punk rock club within walking distance of my apartment and I hung out there all the time so I would be walking home at 2am or later. While walking home one night a guy pulls up next to me in a nice car, can't remember the make now, and leans out and asks, "Can I suck your dick?" Me, "umm, no." Perv, "Are you sure? I'll pay." Me, "no thanks."

He drives away and I bust out laughing but at the same time wishing I had said this or that. One of those things were if you were expecting it you could come up with all kinds of responses but at the moment you're just stunned that some one could be that bold.
I got home and told my girlfriend about it and she said I should have said yes then knocked him out and taken his money.

For a bit of background at the time I was 32 or 33, and not to down myself but being honest, hardly a Brad Pitt or Henry Rollins buff type more like Pete Shelly with less hair.

[NewWaveChick1981]

52. Wow! That's something you aren't prepared for when it happens.

:yoiks: You're exactly right---you are kind of stunned that it just happened.

And Pete Shelly's not exactly a slouch. :*

[Fuzz]

44. Sorry about that, but I thought it was worth a shot.

;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

53. Next time, keep the tongue thing in check.

:rofl: :*

[NMMNG]

45. Ugh

I was in 7-11 the other night waiting in line to pay for my coffee. There was a nice looking woman and a young boy ahead of me. Suddenly a guy essentially jumps right up in her face and says, "You're really good looking...I mean it, you really are". The woman backed off a few steps, pulled the boy in front of her (between herself and the guy) and said, "Hi, this is my son". It was obvious that the guy getting right up in her face had distressed her.

The guy's friend then told him to stop bothering people. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

54. Geez.

Glad the friend stepped in! :rofl: What a Hugh Moran.....

[JohMunich99]

46. On Facebook, all of my conversative friends are looking for random play

While all of my liberal friends are in serious realtionships

[NewWaveChick1981]

55. Doesn't surprise me a bit. You know, Family Values and all.

:P

[driver8]

47. Hey NewWaveChick...you didn't have to be so rude to me!

So did you like my BMW?? :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

56. Why didn't you let me know it was you????

:( You could've held up a sign that said, "Hello. My Name is driver8!" or something. Oh, and next time, don't do the tongue thing. Please. That should only happen after you've gotten to know a girl better.

Nice car, btw. :P

[Guava Jelly]

48. Shit that was you!!

ooops!
i guess i need better pick up lines :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

57. Work on it some and try it again soon.

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

49. sounds

like a real winner to me :sarcasm:....

[NewWaveChick1981]

58. Yeah, you and me both.

:rofl: What a maroon...

[jobycom]

61. Funny... works all the time for me

I never turn down women who do that. :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

62. Most guys don't.

:P :*

[jobycom]

64. Oh, now I'm most guys, huh?

Yeah, I see. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

66. No. You're one in a million.

:*

[jobycom]

68. Awww... So, wanna go out sometime? I drive a Mercedes!

looking for the lick-lipping smilie...

(It's a 24 year old Mercedes, but it's still a Mercedes!)

[NewWaveChick1981]

69. Only if you can guarantee you're not a Repuke.

Got your voter registration card handy? :P

[jobycom]

72. No, baby, I left it in my room. Come on up, I'll show it to you.

It's next to my picture of John Kennedy and Ralph Yarborough.

(and in Texas you don't declare a party when you register).

[Deja Q]

63. Whose ball do you want him to sit on?

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

67. Very funny, HT. Are you volunteering?

:P :*

[Deja Q]

71. Naturally! Always happy to help, I am...

:7

:*

[RFKHumphreyObama]

70. YIKES! That guy sounds like both a creep and a loser

I wonder if he was telling the truth about being married -I can't imagine his pickups in the past have been very successful if he employs the same techniques

[NewWaveChick1981]

74. No kidding. I wondered as I sat there at the light just how many

successes he'd had with tripe like that. :eyes: I agree with you---probably not too many. :rofl:

[bridgit]

73. pft, when i was going to college men used to throw their buisness...

cards into my Triumph Spitfire when i had the top down...what the hell could they have been thinking, nothing is that fucking easy :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

75. LOL! Gee...how subtle...

Sounds like a loser Repuke technique to me...:rofl: Of course, you were gorgeous and had a really cool car, so they couldn't resist....

[leftofthedial]

76. well, as long as he wasn't ogling your boob pockets

...

[NewWaveChick1981]

78. I made sure he couldn't see them.

:P

[leftofthedial]

81. that's a pretty gross encounter

women definitely face challenges that we guys don't . . .

[NewWaveChick1981]

83. Yes indeed.

Gross encounter just sums it up. :yoiks: Had to have been a neocon----no liberal guy in his right mind would be so presumptive.... :rofl: It was probably Bill O'Lielly incognito, although I saw no evidence in his car of loofahs or falafels....

[BreweryYardRat]

77. That's the second "creepy guy in BMW" story I've heard lately.

My mom's trumps yours, though. She had some nutjob park near her and get out of his Beemer...totally naked.

How the hell does someone that crazy afford even a used BMW?

[NewWaveChick1981]

79. OMG! Your poor mom!

:yoiks: Yes, indeed, that does trump mine... A lot of crazy people have money. Go figure. :eyes:

[Kat45]

80. A guy around here was showing chicks pics of himself naked

except for a pair of pantyhose with the crotch cut out. I saw it on the news last week. Sometimes he would drop them onto the seat of their car if the windows were open.

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=137645

[NewWaveChick1981]

84. OMG!

Too weird.... :yoiks: If I'd seen them in his front seat, I'd probably have started laughing. :rofl:

[ecstatic]

82. What goes through the minds of men who do this?

I mean, are we supposed to pull over or exchange numbers while driving?! Heck no! LOL.. He would have to be super cute for that. But yeah, that kills me when you try to let a loser down easy by telling him you're involved and he still tries to pursue the situation (even worse when they freely admit to being involved too).

[NewWaveChick1981]

85. Exactly. I think if any woman actually took them up on their

"generous" offer, they wouldn't know what to do. :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

86. A friend taught me the perfect response to this years ago...

Smile flirtatiously, then, just before the light changes...

...clean out the contents of your left nostril with your finger.

Gross, but I LOVED the response I got (I only did it once).

[NewWaveChick1981]

87. ROFLMAO! I'm going to remember that!

:rofl: OMG, too funny! Thanks for the anti-perv tip.... :rofl: :hi: