Favorite Bumper Stickers

[sakabatou]

I know. I copycatted myself.

[CanuckAmok]

1. "Fat people are harder to kidnap".

I don't even completey understand it, but I've seen it twice and it cracks me up each time.

[qnr]

2. I saw that one for the first time yesterday n/t

[flvegan]

6. "Fat People" yes?

Define fat. I weigh 210 as of today. Not so much fat, but just using gravity more than others.

I'd like to see anybody, ANYbody with that bumpersticker come sniffing around me.

And, in addition to that, one might find fault with one that's overweight, but fact is..."fat people" can change if they want. Stupid people will always be.

FUCK people that think this way.

[CanuckAmok]

8. It appears that it's actually complimentary to "fat people"...

...suggesting that there's an advantage to being fat, ie one doesn't have to worry as much about being kidnapped as someone who isn't fat.

For what it's worth, the first time I saw the bumpersticker, it was on a truck being driven by a real, bona-fide "fat person".


Clearly, eliminating cheese from one's diet also eliminates one's sense of humour, while not seeming to hamper one's ability to draw attention to one's own body and diet AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

But you forgot to post your bicep measurements on this one. It's not too late...

[arwalden]

10. Wow...

<< I'd like to see anybody, ANYbody with that bumpersticker come sniffing around me. >>

... what would you do? :shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

11. Probably a headlock.

[TroubleMan]

3. Eschew Obfuscation

nt

[Reciprocity]

4. Wizards have crystal balls

[deadparrot]

5. George W. Bush: Living proof AGAINST the theory of intelligent design.

Probably not my favorite, but I just saw it and it made me chuckle.

[Luna_Chick]

7. "Do you think you can drive better...

...if I shove that cell phone up your ass?"

Edited to spell "think" properly. Methinks I've caught the typo disease plaguing the boards tonight!

[Deja Q]

9. "Hung like Einstein and Smart like a horse"

:D

[grannylib]

12. This is my favorite: