9/10 of DU is going to Hell!

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

http://www.americansforpurity.org/
Funny stuff. . .

[idgiehkt]

1. 10/10ths, honey...

wow, this is a trip. I hope it's a spoof (?!) they put alot of work into it

"Where is this Lake Of Fire you keep talking about? The Bible doesn't say anything about a Lake Of Fire! And if there really is a Lake Of Fire, wont it be just a huge party with me and Satan Masturbating together forever?

We get this question amazingly often. Really. Have any of you people ever even been in the same COUNTY as a Bible, let alone READ one?

Revelation 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone : which is the second death.
That doesn't sound like my idea of a party!"

Yeah! Bitchin song: Lake of Fire by Nirvana. Even God likes it, it's in the bible!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8C4OJcVz0&mode=related&search=

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. Part of it not funny..and the owner of that website can go to Hell

This Puke makes me sick :puke:

<snip> (no pun intended...)

Surgery: Certain supposedly "primitive" tribes in Africa have completely eliminated Masturbation among their women! How was this amazing feat accomplished? Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy, which is analogous to circumcision in the male. (Clitoridectomy has gotten a bad reputation in the West, but only because in Africa it is often done with crude instruments, without anesthesia, and under unsanitary conditions. When it is mandated in America it will, of course, be done in a sterile, modern operating room with anesthesia.) A woman who has had a Clitoridectomy is permanently cured of Masturbation and other lascivious behavior, but the Godless bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. have had the audacity to OUTLAW this operation! One of the main goals of Americans For Purity is to not only repeal the laws against Clitoridectomy, but to make it mandatory for female children (who will never miss the part that is removed if it is done early enough). And surgery isn't just for Females! Many have suggested Castration or Clitoridectomy for adult Males or Females that are repeat Masturbatory offenders.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

4. While some of it isn't funny, it IS a joke site.

At least, some of that I don't think could be anything but made up

[LadyoftheRabbits]

10. Ahhh!

That makes me feel woozy and ill... 0.o

[xmas74]

19. It's a joke site.

Read their links. Landover Baptist is on there, as is Poppy Dixon.

They also have a link that gives info about FGC.

(Added: the best part is reading the hate mail. Someone wrote in explaining the story of Onan and the reply is that he knows more about the Bible because he learned it all from Chick Tracts.)

[CanuckAmok]

23. Jokes vill be verboten under der new "no humour bill".

Achtung! Nine mit der funnybone! Schnell!

[matcom]

3. you mean i'm gonna have an empty seat at my HELL BAR?

unacceptable x(

i'm upping the cover to $25.00

[TK421]

5. This MUST be a joke....speech therapy recommended for children

with Yankee accents? :spray:

[deutsey]

6. Most of us have already been in hell since 2000...

:evilfrown:

[Deja Q]

7. Man, Onan really had it coming to him, didn't he...

:hide:

[hfojvt]

11. thing about Onan

is that he was not engaging in so-called Onanism. He was having sex with his brother's wife, and he pulled out before completion because he did not want to have kids. It's completely wrong to compare that to somebody who does not have a partner.

[reyd reid reed]

8. You mean this ISN'T hell?

Well, at least I know that I still have that singular pleasure to look forward to.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

9. Oh my good god...

I would say I don't believe that site's for real, but I've seen too much already... -.-

[achtung_circus]

12. It's not only a joke site, it's a rip-off site of Whitehouse.org

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

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[achtung_circus]

21. Darn

a response to my post deleted, and I didn't even get to read it.

[koneko]

14. BWWWWAAAA-HHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the idiocy of it all, so I think I'll just laugh. They clearly want negative reactions from us, so again, I'll just laugh. People filled with such hatred for us 'godless heathens', however terrifying, would most likely be offended by our derision. So I choose humour. :rofl:

Being a Yankee, I think I laughed the hardest at this -
President Bush is prepared to spend $2 Billion of Federal money to hire Speech Pathologists to treat children with Yankee accents.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with unarmed people.

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. I know I'm in good company then...

:woohoo: :hi: We'll have a lot more fun in hell.... :evilgrin:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

16. Indeed. To quote WCGreen I believe it was, "I don't think they'll let

you have sex in heaven. . ."

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. I'm definitely not going to heaven, then.

:rofl: :hi:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

18. "Unless it's the muslim heaven with 40 virgins. . ."

And then the nun jokes ensued.

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. Whaddya want virgins for anyway? They don't know a thing

about...well... :evilgrin:

:rofl: :spray:

[SKKY]

22. So, that's what Phelps has been up to.