Here's an idea: CROTCH POCKETS

[yvr girl]

Would guys *cough* use them?

Would girls stare at them?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. There's a jingle you could use...

That's already out there. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: Good one!

[LadyoftheRabbits]

8. Thanks!

It's stuck in my head right now... "Crotch pockets!"

[ZombieNixon]

9. Now, it's not that I'm not happy to see you...

but that really is just a roll of quarters in my pocket. :P

[yvr girl]

11. roll of quarters?

How disappointing.

At least it's not a roll of dimes.

But a roll of twoonies or dare I dream a roll of silver dollars would be nice.

[ZombieNixon]

13. So now women judge men by how much money we keep next to our

flappity woohoos. Great. :eyes: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

14. "Flappity woohoos?"

I don't think I've laughed so hard in years... :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

16. I believe that's a dolo amberism.

I wish I could claim credit. :D

[yvr girl]

15. flappity

that could be the problem.

It's not a money issue.

[Dangerously Amused]

23. LOL!

You are on a roll today!


:rofl:

[ContraBass Black]

37. My woohoo is rarely flappity

Because I'm not getting any.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

12. Oh my...

:evilgrin: :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Guys would put all kinds of things in theirs...

:P They'd turn into showoffs....about who had bigger pockets, etc. :rofl: They'd have contests too. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

4. In the winter things may get to cold ouch and in the summer

things could burn.
also Ouch!
my vote is No
:)

[LaraMN]

5. Well, they might do well to keep one's hands warm.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Or

ears.

:evilgrin:







:hide::yoiks:

[Mutley]

21. That's it.

I'm goin' to get some crotch pocket pants Right Now.

:bounce:













Wanna come with? :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Wouldn't it be better

if you waited until winter? :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

25. Dunno

if I can hold out that long. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Patience is a virtue

You are virtuous, aren't you?

[Mutley]

27. Not really.

No. No, I'm not. :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Well, at least

you're honest about it.









But are you a virtuoso?

[Mutley]

30. Perhaps honesty is my one virtue.

:D










A virtuoso of what? :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. I'm sure you have many others

Whatever instrument you wish to play.

[Mutley]

33. Maybe, maybe

Are we still talkin' about crotch pocket pants? :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. Maybe, nothin'

I'm certain that you do.









I thought you knew. :shrug:

[Mutley]

40. Well,

thanks. :hug:

Aren't you sweet? :D











No, I lost track. You were gonna come with me, and... that was it. ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

6. GMTA!!!

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Heyya yvr! Let's go into the crotch pocket business!


:hi:

[yvr girl]

7. lol

I think men would use them more than women would use boob pockets though.

[In_The_Wind]

10. That is so funny! Yes & Yes!

:hi:

[Shakespeare]

17. Sort of adds a whole new element to "pocket pool." n/t

[flvegan]

18. It won't hide pokies like boob pockets, though.

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. And it would be one pokie instead of two.

:P

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. Easy condom access

:evilgrin:

[joneschick]

28. honest, all I did was google an image. honest

[yvr girl]

31. That wasn't exactly what I had in mind

but :wow:

[ContraBass Black]

42. That's just begging for a horrific accident.

:scared:

[ChoralScholar]

34. It would certainly be a good place

to store the cell phone when on 'vibrate'.

;)

[TroubleMan]

35. They're found in the frozen section of your supermarket.

Oh wait....that's hot pockets.

[Deja Q]

38. I don't need one.

Mine's big enough on its own. :blush: :7

[spindrifter]

39. What about Plumber's Crack Pockets?

[gkdmaths]

41. Next Olympic sport

Pocket Pool

[Jamastiene]

43. I would...

Use them profusely and stare at them. :evilgrin:

[xchrom]

44. when i was a teenager -- i think that's what

i thought my pockets were.