GENTLEmen of DU, who would say "No!", to a kitten...

[bridgit]

:shrug:

[jobycom]

1. Someone is trying to find a way to phrase the obvious pun

like "they aren't that close together on most women," or something equally as vulgar. Rest assured, it won't be me.

[bridgit]

2. me neither...

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

3. If I had an investment like that I wouldn't want claws anywhere near it.

can't be too careful, you know.

[Sugar Smack]

7. heh, heh! Me neither!

:D

[bridgit]

18. pft...

:spray: :thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

4. what kitten?

seriously I don't see one :)

[Philosoraptor]

5. Oh I wish I were a little white kit-ten, that is what I'd truly like to be

[951-Riverside]

6. *ahem* Can I get that for you?

*shove*
*meow?*

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Puss 'n' Boobs?

:shrug:

[sakabatou]

9. That is one lucky kitten

[Skittles]

14. I was thinking the exact opposite

I believe he is in danger

[flvegan]

10. THIS IS...er...THOSE ARE HUGH!!111

[Skittles]

15. seriesly huge

:7

[Deja Q]

26. Actually, the kitten appears to be quite small...

Dwarfed by the the ambient surroundings of a mountain park preserve...

:yoiks:

[In_The_Wind]

11. Aww That's so sweet!

The kitten looks very happy.

[bridgit]

19. hey there, Joan!

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

33. Hey bridgit!

That sure is one cute kitty!

:hi:

[Joe Fields]

12. Reminds me of the time Jane Fonda brought her cat on the

Tonight Show, and asked Johnny Carson the famous question.......

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

13. I want to see the movie when the kitten purrrrrrrrrs

:P

[Redstone]

16. In that case, yes, I would indeed. I don't like fake ones.

They can be large or small, doesn't matter to me, but the ones that look like the woman had half a basketball attached to her chest? BIG turnoff for me.

Redstone

[TK421]

17. Got milk? n/t

[Broken_Hero]

20. I would say no to a kitten

but I would think it over for about 10 minutes...sorry, even boobs can't win me over to liking cats...:(

[bridgit]

21. not all cats are cuddly, or kittens kitten-ish tis true...

x(

[Broken_Hero]

22. nothing against them

never had them growing up, my father was allergic, some of my roomates had cats, and they were nasty, pissed/crapped all over my things, some of my current friends have them, and all they do is...nothing, plus I have had a good chunk of my face meat ripped out by a cat...a few other stories, cats and I just don't get along in the long run.

I don't mind them, just not for me....

[bridgit]

23. sure i hear you, and i won't stand for that, Tim (he's in my avatar)...

is a very well setup young esq. of a cat, gets spoiled ah plenty...he's just not allowed to be a schmuck & crap all over the place

[rug]

24. Interesting, a kitten thread inoculates a sex thread.

[bridgit]

29. good one...

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

30. Oy! There's no sex here!

Just a very comfy kitten...


:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

25. No way would I say "No"!

:wow:

[Maestro]

27. That is so fake!

If that kitten were really there, those boobs would pop because of the kitty claws. :)

[Deja Q]

28. So the kitten isn't the only thing that's stuffed?

:yoiks:

[Maestro]

31. Nail meet head.

:)

[Neshanic]

32. Daffy,"so round, so full, so fully packed." The kitten! Jeez!

[Fleshdancer]

34. wow. she's flexible.

:D

[Evoman]

35. Thats a dog! A dog!

Looks like a puppy to me.

Edit: And yes, I sure like 'em puppies.

[Robeson]

36. I wouldn't say no to either kitten in that pic....

...but as a married man - chained by the leg - if I picked the wrong kitten, I'd be in a court, and losing my other three kittens. Sometimes, you can't let the little head do the thinking for the big head.