Murphy's Lesser Known Laws...

[bridgit]

· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

· He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

· Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll still get it wrong.

· If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

· Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

· The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

· When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

:-)

[Haole Girl]

1. Those are great!

Though, that last one really has me thinking....oh God, it's so true!

[bridgit]

2. just got those in from a friend = 2 punny...

:rofl: :hi: i know, and that last one x(