God, I am totally, completely in lust

[LostinVA]

With myself. DAMN! I'm one sexy lesbian....

[ZombieNixon]

1. Watch out, or you'll start playing head games with you.

:eyes: :P

[LostinVA]

6. I think I may have already cheated on myself....

[ZombieNixon]

18. I knew you couldn't resist your feminine wiles.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

21. I tried, but I really just couldn't...

[ZombieNixon]

23. You really should let you toy with you like that.

You're bad for you!! :o

[LostinVA]

26. I think I'm being passive aggressive with me

[ZombieNixon]

29. Well, you'd better start setting you straight then!

:spank:

[LostinVA]

35. I might have to give me walking papers

[Guava Jelly]

2. your just using yourself for your Body

:)

[RumpusCat]

3. Be sure and keep the flame alive

Can you imagine lesbian bed death with yourself?? :D

[LostinVA]

7. OH.MY.GOD.

[Jamastiene]

4. I was kind of hoping it was me.

Oh well. I can understand your feeling there. I get it every now and again when I look in the mirror.

[LostinVA]

8. You're my little Rockingham chickie

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Be careful. You just want you for one thing.

And you probably won't call yourself the next day. :(

[LostinVA]

9. Do you think there's a way to get myself drunk

without my realizing it???

Damn. I may have to buy myself dinner, too...

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. I'm sure there is. You might slip yourself a mickey too.

:( And you'd definitely have to buy yourself dinner. That's a given.

[LostinVA]

13. Damn. Sometimes I want drinks with dinner, too

THis could cost me some real money.

[Wetzelbill]

10. umm..... go on...

:)

[LostinVA]

14. STRAIGHT MAN ALERT

[Wetzelbill]

16. I would ask "that obvious?"

but even my miniscule brain knows the answer. :)

[LostinVA]

17. I have alot of straight guy friends -- I know all your tricks

[Wetzelbill]

19. we have tricks?

Damn, I thought we just barged straight in like a bull in a china shop. I may have to learn some of these tricks sometime. :)

[LostinVA]

20. That's the trick....

[Wetzelbill]

22. yes now if I could only

get over the uncontrollable weeping, I am totally in the game. :)

So have you ever slipped yourself a micky and then taken advantage of the situation?

[LostinVA]

27. No, but I've gotten myself drunk and woken up in my bed the next day

[libnnc]

12. Have you bought yourself a drink yet?

Or asked yourself to dance?

YOU have to make the first move, ya know.

[LostinVA]

15. I know... but sometimes I'm shy...

[rzemanfl]

24. I thought you were talking about all the hot Israeli Army babes in

the thread that is now locked.

[LostinVA]

28. I missed that thread

[rzemanfl]

31. I don't know why it got locked. What difference does it make to

the mods if people drooled on their keyboards? Maybe it was an equal time thing and there was no link to the hot Hezzbolah chicks in those clinging burrkahs and sexy chaudiors with the wide-mesh eye slits. (sp? on both).

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

25. I used to feel that way about myself (not lesbian, BTW)

When I was about 28. Have felt generally disgusted with self for about 16 years now.

[LostinVA]

30. Hugs and kisses

[Guava Jelly]

32. your only going to break your own heart

get out why you can!!

[mitchum]

33. Be careful or you will be starting a dog grooming business with yourself

:)

[Gormy Cuss]

34. Well, fortunately there are ways to handle those feelings

and technically speaking, you wouldn't be cheating on your girlfriend.

:hi:

[LostinVA]

36. That's what I told her when I showed her this thread

But then, I got jealous thinking about how much I wanted me....