How many rules is it possible to break in a single post, you idiots?

[struggle4progress]

Incidently, I'm not talking to you fashion clowns who wear anything with blue or red in it, because you're all dishonest liars anyway and couldn't possibly understand why America needs to bulldoze Oklahoma into the Gulf of Mexico before we're all sucked dry by illegal aliens from space, which is exactly what you people want and the only reason some of you pretend to have any beliefs at all. And yes, I'm talking about gasoline, too, and I'll keep on talking about it as long as necessary, until your name appears on the registry where it belongs -- don't even try to pretend innocently you don't know what registry I'm talking about -- so that your vile offspring can be identified.

[leeroysphitz]

1. LOCKING

[struggle4progress]

3. ofuk you diliberatly made me spill all three of my beers that does it im

going to putt everybody with less then 25000 posts on ignore

[951-Riverside]

2. ....I don't get it

[struggle4progress]

4. ono im noit gonna fall for that old trick not me nosirreeboob i know

ecactly what you are upto

[Jamastiene]

5. Uh, 4?

Or is that 12?

[struggle4progress]

8. since 12/3 =4 yuor post is divisive

[Haole Girl]

6. I am so confused!

:shrug:

[deucemagnet]

7. Ruhr???

</scoobydoo>

[jpak]

9. Been drankin' the Dr. Bronner's again have we????

You will get yours and your moral ABC...

All One! All ONE!!!!

:evilgrin:

[struggle4progress]

10. I can't believe you're attacking poor Dr. Bronner. There is absolutely

.. nothing wrong with anybody that a few cups of peppermint oil soap won't cure, and everybody knows it too, except for a handful of freeper republican trolls who can be easily identified by the fact that they have post counts below 50000.

[jpak]

12. pfffft

A fire, a mist, a planet, a crystal & a cell; a jellyfish, a dinosaur, caves where cavemen dwell! Then, a sense for work-love-song-art-law-play-beauty, a face turned up from the sod! Sure, it's constructive-evolution, guided by One, ever-recreating God! One almighty, all-embracing, ever-loving, everevolving Eternal Father, guiding all mankind up from dust, driven by hungers, half-true hate, up by hard work, full-truth, great love, song speech-&-Profitsharing State, up into the Kingdom. the dictatorship of God's law uniting All-One-God-Faith; "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternal One!" Exceptions? None! Thank God we don't descend down from perfect Adam & Eve to sinful sinner. Brother's Keeper, divided slave! United-brave, from dust we ascend up! Thank God for that! Our Brother's Teacher of the Moral ABC, Hillel taught Jesus to unite all mankind tree: 1st: perfect thyself! 2nd; work brave! 3rd: unite to help leach all, every slave, the Moral ABC, lightning1ike 6 billion strong g we're All-One, as astronomer Israel teaches ' Listen Children Eternal Father Eternal One!' Exceptions? None! Arctic White Owl, has babies only when there is 9 months food supplied to survive! Beavers, by teamwork family life! Bees drop 3% drones from hive! Cleopatra's Teacher of Love, the ABC of Mama Cat, teaches: 1st: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! 2nd: Constructive-selfish hard work save home-food-young! 3rd: Absolute teamwork fertilizes God's Earth! 4th: Absolute harmony with God's timing, easy Birth! 5th: Mother's love-discipline, joy, praise! 6th: Father's stern-discipline, off titties when raised! 7th: Hard Work; self-discipline, brave! 8th: God's Eternal Discipline, save! 9th: Nine lives, self-reliant, brave! 10th: Dignity, 'beauty, relaxation, fun! 11th: Tenacity gets it done! 12th: Perfect sense of direction, ESP! 13th: Free, brave! No slave! Mama Cat's ABC of Love & the inspiring Swallow's Song uniting ALL-ONE! ABOVE! ABOVE! DILUTE ENJOY 1 SQAP FOR 18 DIFFERENT USES! GUARANTEED PURE POTASSIUM CASTILE SOAP & 10% VEGETARIAN: SUPERMILD CASTILE HAS OUTSTANDING WATER SOFTENING & CLEANSING POWERS. PREFERABLE TO HARSH SOAP & DEFATTENING SYNTHETICS. IT DOES NOT CUT DIRT, BUT DISSOLVES IT. IT IS THE MILDEST, MOST PLEASANT SOAP YOU EVER USED OR MONEY BACK! ENJOY BODY RUB TO STIMULATE BODY MIND-SOUL-SPIRIT AND TEACH THE ESSENE MORAL ABC UNITING ALL FREE IN THE SHEPHERD-ISRAEL'S GREAT ALL-ONE-G0D-FAITH! GET $3 ESSENE SCROLLS!

:evilgrin:

[struggle4progress]

13. What! No lemon juice contraceptive advice?

[struggle4progress]

14. Also, despite your claims to the contrary, there is not a single person

who would rather swallow skunk fat boiled in turpentine than a bit of soap. So I don't understand why you keep saying that but it's a lie that the soap is 10% vegetarian. I don't know what your hidden agenda is, but when somebody starts accusing soaps of being partly carnivorous I just have to draw the line.

[BrotherBuzz]

11. Civilization is a disease from outer space