Stephen Baldwin: Don't try and stop him or he'll break your face

[LynneSin]

Yeah this gives a good name to Christianity

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/442544p-372735c.html

He's perhaps a smite too zealous

Actor Stephen Baldwin is the born-again, George Bush-loving Baldwin brother, but who knew he's also a fan of threesomes in the bedroom?

"I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, 'How's your sex life?'" Alec Baldwin's little brother writes in a new book excerpted in the upcoming Esquire mag. "They will say something like pretty good or okay or no complaints here. Here's what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."

Baldwin also seems to prefer a muscular — make that violent and aggressive — form of religion.

"I'd always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp," he says. "He didn't come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it."

As for Baldwin himself, "God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do. And if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."

[flvegan]

1. Yeah...ahem, uh BRING IT, BALDWIN.

Dunno how it'd help you in your message nor your career to get your ass kicked by a liberal vegan.

Asshole.

[Taverner]

15. Dude, I would so pay to watch you mop the floor with Baldwin...

[Wetzelbill]

26. yeah but to be fair

your arms are a tad larger than his.

[Jamastiene]

2. Stephen Baldwin and his fucking bullshit ideology.

How the fuck can he sleep at night with that kind of bullshit belief system? He must be adopted.

Fuck off, Stephen Baldwin.

[LostinVA]

9. As Alec says, he traded in one set of addictions for another

[Heidi]

10. Excuse me, ma'am, but could I get some direction

to a certain thread where I might be corrupted? :rofl:

How've you been? :hug:

[LostinVA]

16. Baby, I got your corruption right here, you sexy thing....

Your husband just wanted me all to himself... *sigh* STRAIGHT MEN.

I am quite surprised that thread was so popular!

I've been pretty good -- it's 81 and low humidity here, after two weeks of 95-100+ heat and humidity. How's life with the Swiss?

[LynneSin]

30. what the hell did I miss last night

were we having DU Lounge sex last night and no one clued me in?

[Jamastiene]

32. I think they are talking about this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5490750

[LynneSin]

34. Damn sis, did you hand out any toasters last night

:shrug:

[Jamastiene]

17. Those types DO act like they are addicted or

just plain crazy. Have you ever noticed the glazed over looks those types get in their eyes? It's scary.

[LostinVA]

21. Yes, I do -- like Pat Robertson

Look into his eyes sometimes -- there's no one there. I don't mean he's nuts, I mean -- he's not there. LIke he's a zombie, or soulless or something. It's cary and weird.

[Jamastiene]

22. Have you gotten to the point that you can spot them before

they even open their mouths? Like you know what they are going to say before they even say it?

[LostinVA]

23. Yes! I lived in NC way too long not to!

[Jamastiene]

24. LOL.

:rofl: Yep, you have lived here. The fact that you have that special skill proves it.

[LostinVA]

27. They're really bad out in Yadkin County... trust me!

And up by Stoneville!

[Jamastiene]

28. Been there, seen that too.

They are like that anywhere that is more than 30 miles from the larger cities. This place is crazy fuck fundy homophobe country.

[LostinVA]

29. Asheville and Chapel Hill/Carrborro are great

Greensboro and Wilmington are okay...

[Jamastiene]

33. Yep.

I plan on moving to the Chapel Hill area one day on my way to California. I'll have to work my way out west...the Jamastiene way (around my asshole to get to my elbow, that is.) See, first I will go slightly north for a while to get my feet wet and earn some halfway decent money. Then when I think I have enough to last a few days, I'll visit California. Test the waters a little. Well, that's about the closest I've got to a plan as of right now.

[Reverend_Smitty]

20. He did the same thing that Dubya did

once an addict, always an addict

[Hell Hath No Fury]

3. This is all wonderfully ironic...

In one of his films "Threesome", he played a goofy, ultra-het, panty chaser who has a threeway with Laura Flynn Boyle and Josh Charles. When it looks like LFB might be pregnant from the encounter, he has a mini-breakdown and has a vision that Jesus told him to cut off his penis.

Sounds like ol' Stevie is suckin' a bit too much of the ol' Jesus Juice. :crazy:

[LynneSin]

4. I love the movie Thtreesome

even though I really can't stand that skeeve Lara Flynn Boyle.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

14. I actually really like that movie too...

It reflected sooo much of my own college experience. :)

And it has a kick ass soundtrack!

[CrushTheDLC]

5. Stepen baldwin jumped aboard the Dennis Miller neocon asskissing train....

....to artificial career extention. Except he's an even stupider asshole than Dennis Miller.

Not nearly as blatantly fascist as Ron Silver though, thank God!

[nuxvomica]

6. Someone needs to tell him Son-'O-God comics are satire

"Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it." What a moran! :eyes:

[OnionPatch]

7. It's all schtick

Every last bit of it.

[peekaloo]

8. Monkey Face is another argument for evolution.

My only complaint about 'The Usual Suspects' is that I have to look at this igno for most of the film.


Who knew God was a Crank Yanker, calling up all these bozos to spread the word.

[Mutley]

11. Uhh... ummm

I'm trying to imagine how'd I react if a friend said to me, "Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."

I just... can't think. Wow. :wow:

"Jesus makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp." :rofl: :rofl:

This thread is too much for me. My brain is overwhelmed. :P

[LynneSin]

31. You just want to have a threesome with God

Admit it!

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Back on the drugs again there, Stephen.

:eyes:

"Hey look at ME, not my brothers!!! I'm an ASS"

[jane_pippin]

13. Billy Baldwin!!?!

[Radical Activist]

18. I guess he hasn't actually read the Bible

or he might now what Jesus said to those who took up a sword against others.

[idgiehkt]

19. sorry, I couldn't get past the "three-way with God" part

turned my stomach thoroughly :puke:

[Jamastiene]

35. That is deranged, isn't it? A "three-way with God",

:puke:

[Wetzelbill]

25. I bet I could beat that guy up without throwing a punch

I'd either choke him out or break an arm or leg with a submission. In less than thirty seconds.

And, gosh, I'm even religious too. :)

[TroubleMan]

36. A little Matt Hughes style ground and pound?

nt.

[Wetzelbill]

37. exactly

provided I didn't get winded first. :)