I hate spending the evening alone...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Skip's working LATE, so I'm stuck here hanging out alone, listening to the walls vibrate because my fucking neighbors are inconsiderate idiots. Some please entertain me. Thanks.
Duckie

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear YellowRubberDuckie........

I'm not exactly alone......but nearly so........

So I feel lonely too..........

I'm not much good at entertaining though.......

We could spend the evening telling outrageous lies and having fun!

What do you think?

:bounce: :bounce:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. That sounds great...

I didn't know you were one for outrageous lies. LOL
Duckie

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Ah, you never know!

I'll do almost anything if I'm bored and lonely enough!

:toast:

[bigwillq]

3. What are the neighbors doing?

:shrug:

You're not really alone when you have all of us at DU to keep you company! :hug: :hi:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. They're snotty punks...

I don't even know their names.

[bigwillq]

7. Go and kick their ass!

:P

[MoseyWalker]

5. One bourbon, one whiskey, and one beer

would change that!