Move over Heloise!! CatWoman etiquette: how to eat a watermelon

[CatWoman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w&feature=PlayList&p=1E39B8E7A7469050&index=0

[nini]

1. Yep.. lol

The part about the salt reminds me of my grandpa. :D

[Zomby Woof]

2. Zomby's True Confessions: I do not like watermelon!

I never have, lol. I remember on my 4th birthday my Mom served some for a little gathering with the neighbor kids, and even then, it made me gag. I could name maybe 5 foods I don't like, and it would take some time for me to think of them all. :D

My Mom's theory is that she ate too much watermelon when she was pregnant with me, and that made me sick of them. :bounce:

[supernova]

3. You ain't right

:P :D

[Zomby Woof]

6. LOL!

Well, I am 50% southern, based on my Dad's roots... but I am not ready to turn in my southern creds. :D

[CatWoman]

7. funny thing is, ZW

when I was pregnant (back during the middle ages :) ), the only thing I could eat and keep down was watermelon, crabs and tea.

I even threw up water!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm.

crabs............... :9

[Zomby Woof]

8. I love crabs!

:9

Good thing watermelons are 99.9% water (which is weird about me not liking them), so you stayed hydrated!

:hi: Little sister!

[supernova]

12. W, C, and T?

I am so there! :D :rofl:

That sounds like a great diet! ;-)

[CatWoman]

13. I've said so many times

that was the ONE and ONLY time my system was absolutely pure.

Couldn't drink alcohol; cigarette smoke made me wretch.

I'll never have that again :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. How grotesque. I had to turn it off.

All the lip smacking makes me want to take a frying pan to his head until he's dead, lying in a pool of his own blood, while a large crowd cheers me on.

[CatWoman]

9. I love it when you talk like that!!

*drool*

*smack*

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Mmmmm....

That said, I do admire his technique! I, too, say just dive into the watermelon, eat it outside, and have fun with it!

And the seeds were made by God for the sole purpose os being spit on girls.

And I like salt on mine.

[CatWoman]

15. Rabrrrr

you'd spit watermelon seeds at me??? :cry:

[mockmonkey]

5. I admit it

I use a fork when eating watermelon...ugh. Should I mention that I hate ice cream cones. I can't even stand seeing someone eating an ice cream cone. It's all too messy.

[underpants]

10. That offended ME on several levels

http://www.thecommondenominator.com/030804_news4.html

At his death, "Petey Greene’s Washington" was broadcast locally on Channel 20 and nationwide to 5.5 million homes in 53 cities by Black Entertainment Television. During his show, Greene offered non-scripted streetwise advice and commentary, and talked with guests about life in non-official Washington from his perch in a huge rattan chair. Similar to his signature ending, Greene began his shows with a monologue and a trademark lead-in:

[CatWoman]

11. you need to discuss your offense with Petey

:P