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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:14 PM
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Move over Heloise!! CatWoman etiquette: how to eat a watermelon
Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 01:16 PM by CatWoman
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:28 PM
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1. Yep.. lol
The part about the salt reminds me of my grandpa. :D

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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:00 PM
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2. Zomby's True Confessions: I do not like watermelon!
I never have, lol. I remember on my 4th birthday my Mom served some for a little gathering with the neighbor kids, and even then, it made me gag. I could name maybe 5 foods I don't like, and it would take some time for me to think of them all. :D

My Mom's theory is that she ate too much watermelon when she was pregnant with me, and that made me sick of them. :bounce:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:03 PM
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3. You ain't right
:P :D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:39 PM
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6. LOL!
Well, I am 50% southern, based on my Dad's roots... but I am not ready to turn in my southern creds. :D
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:42 PM
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7. funny thing is, ZW
when I was pregnant (back during the middle ages :) ), the only thing I could eat and keep down was watermelon, crabs and tea.

I even threw up water!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm.

crabs............... :9
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:46 PM
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8. I love crabs!
:9

Good thing watermelons are 99.9% water (which is weird about me not liking them), so you stayed hydrated!

:hi: Little sister!
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:54 PM
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12. W, C, and T?
I am so there! :D :rofl:

That sounds like a great diet! ;-)
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:56 PM
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13. I've said so many times
that was the ONE and ONLY time my system was absolutely pure.

Couldn't drink alcohol; cigarette smoke made me wretch.

I'll never have that again :hi:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:14 PM
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4. How grotesque. I had to turn it off.
All the lip smacking makes me want to take a frying pan to his head until he's dead, lying in a pool of his own blood, while a large crowd cheers me on.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:47 PM
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9. I love it when you talk like that!!
*drool*

*smack*
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:09 PM
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14. Mmmmm....
That said, I do admire his technique! I, too, say just dive into the watermelon, eat it outside, and have fun with it!

And the seeds were made by God for the sole purpose os being spit on girls.

And I like salt on mine.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:45 PM
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15. Rabrrrr
you'd spit watermelon seeds at me??? :cry:
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mockmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:19 PM
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5. I admit it
I use a fork when eating watermelon...ugh. Should I mention that I hate ice cream cones. I can't even stand seeing someone eating an ice cream cone. It's all too messy.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:47 PM
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10. That offended ME on several levels
http://www.thecommondenominator.com/030804_news4.html

At his death, "Petey Greenes Washington" was broadcast locally on Channel 20 and nationwide to 5.5 million homes in 53 cities by Black Entertainment Television. During his show, Greene offered non-scripted streetwise advice and commentary, and talked with guests about life in non-official Washington from his perch in a huge rattan chair. Similar to his signature ending, Greene began his shows with a monologue and a trademark lead-in:

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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:51 PM
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11. you need to discuss your offense with Petey
:P
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