Ever buy something from ebay and get a piece of ass?

[RevCheesehead]

Sorry, it had to be done! :evilgrin:

[TroubleMan]

1. Wow ...over 1,300 ass related items on eBay

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&satitle=ass

[RevCheesehead]

4. I don't know what's more disturbing...

The fact that you did the search, or the fact that you found over 1,000 results.

[TroubleMan]

13. You inspired me with your post

Actually my first thought was to search for "Russian Bride" on eBay, and see if there were any good results....didn't work...so I went to plan B.

[Dangerously Amused]

2. :D

Sassy tonight, are we?



:woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

6. I wanna borrow that ass!

I feel a PowerPoint coming up in church on Sunday!!

[Dangerously Amused]

12. LOL!

:spray:


I HAVE to introduce you to my Baptist Pastor friend. You two would get along famously!



:7

[RevCheesehead]

14. I dunno - does he have a nice ass?

[Dangerously Amused]

15. OMG, too funny! I think of him as my brother, so...

I never really thought about it. But... yeah, come to think of it, he does. He was a varsity swimmer already by freshman year in HS and still keeps very active. Good lookin' guy, too. Tall, blond, blue eyes... a real sweetheart... single...


(I'm wife hunting for him, can you tell?)


:7

[RevCheesehead]

16. How does he feel about women ministers?

And, is he a DEM?

I once had a guy tell me "I don't believe in women ministers."
I said, "hey, it's not like the Easter Bunny - we really DO exist!"

[Dangerously Amused]

18. He is Dem all the way! I love that guy!

He is pro-choice, pro-women's issues, pro-gay rights, big supporter of quality education for all children, anti-corporate (mostly) and disgusted by the wealth/poverty distribution. He hates Bush and his stupid war. He also has a twisted sense of humor. I know he is very fond and respectful of the women he has met along the way in his religious training. I think his ideal mate would be a spiritually and intellectually strong woman who leans toward the feminine side, but who is not afraid to get dirty, say, doing yard work, and also not afraid to "rough it" a little on retreats and such. I know he also would have had the exact same reaction you did to the "members who have been here 30 (or however many) years BS that you went through last spring.

So yeah, I think he would dig a woman minister.

[RevCheesehead]

21. He sounds utterly delicious.

I don't know about that "feminine" thing, though... although if I have to, I can fake it.

Now - how far away is he from me? (what state?)

[Dangerously Amused]

26. He is! He is like the ultimate bachelor.

But not for me, though only because of the brother/sister thing we got goin' on. Which I adore and would not change for all the world. (Thankfully there are a few other "ultimate bachelor" types around here for me to drool over. :7 )


He is in Texas. BUT, I live in 'sconny, and he has relatives here too, and he comes up here to visit sometimes.


:bounce:





Psst. I won't tell RL abut this, I promise. Shhhhhhh...

[graywarrior]

3. Stop!!!! Just stop it!?"(*%^

[LaraMN]

5. Why yes! Lingerie!

Which was largely my intent for buying it!

:thumbsup:

[hippywife]

7. ...

Thanx for that laugh, Rev! I needed it.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

8. *laughs*

Awesome copycat. :hi:

[Wilhelm Klink Reich]

9. She was overweight and drunk though

so I wouldn't let her into my hotel room. Then I called the front desk, said the toilet didn't work, and moved to a different room before her "driver" came to work me over.

Or was that not what you were talking about..?

[RevCheesehead]

10. Colonel....

:spank:

[txwhitedove]

11. Hehaw! Welcome, WKR!!!

:rofl:

[rug]

17. Wesley is rolling over in his grave.

[RevCheesehead]

19. When did CallMeWesley die?

:cry:

[rug]

20. He is eternal. Charles and John are not.

[RevCheesehead]

22. I beg to differ with you on that.

Chuck and Jack are eternal, as well. Just on another plane. O8)

[rug]

23. And are we yet alive?

http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/a/n/andarewe.htm

[ContraBass Black]

24. Maybe I should try it.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

25. I was wondering when you were going to show up!

:hi: