I'm thinking of becoming a troll -- what should my single-issue

[LostinVA]

trolldom be? Abortion or "Illegals" is just too obvious. Any ideas?

[YankeyMCC]

1. Separation of co-joined twins

pro or con either way you wish.

[Guava Jelly]

2. try gay dog to gay cat marriage

I am against that!!!
Soon gay hamsters will start marrying gay canary's!!!
when will this madness end.
try that :rofl:

[ThomCat]

3. domestic "abuse"

'cause you just KNOW that people are poking their noses in where they don't belong and jumping to conclusions about people's private relationships.

[LostinVA]

17. I'm using this one this weekend, Thommy

[LostinVA]

4. All of these are so good!!!

[Fox Mulder]

5. Clinton's penis.

[sendero]

6. Snail cruelty..

... people just step on them all the time. No remorse. Slugs too.

[MrScorpio]

7. The Cleveland Indians

[LostinVA]

15. That's like kicking a dead horse -- not the least bit sporting

[progmom]

8. "the gays"

;)

[Telly Savalas]

9. The "far left" and how it's ruining the Democratic Party, America,

and all else that is good.

[TroubleMan]

10. You should condemn the Red Sox and The Patriots.

Do that on DU and you'll get more flames that you've ever seen.

[LostinVA]

12. hehehehe

[XNASA]

11. Breast feeding.

And not just in public, mind you.

[LostinVA]

14. At first I thought this sucked (giggle)

But, then I read the body text... good one... I may try this in GD right now...

[XNASA]

22. Yeah......well..............

Good luck with that. :)

[LostinVA]

24. I started it in the Lounge

[ikojo]

13. Stem cell research..that way you cover

the "pro life" angle.

[LostinVA]

16. Here -- I just started my first troll thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5487062

[LeftyMom]

18. You could just snipe at people who annoy you for no good reason

It seems to be working well for several of the long term trolls around here.

After all, a troll doesn't need to have an ideological bent, they just need to be intentional disruptors. Bomb-throwing and personal attacks know no political boundaries.

[LostinVA]

20. OOOH! That's true!

I'm going to bed in a little while, but I may have to try this this weekend...

[arwalden]

19. Anti-Circumcision. Or... Anti-Condom?

[LostinVA]

21. Maybe pro-circumcision... but only for poor babies...

[HuskerDU]

23. I'd talk endlessly about the federal gun grab in

New Orleans.

[LostinVA]

25. Husker... that's BRILLIANT

Should I be on the pro side, or the con side... the con side may be more fun, because I can talk about the Gretna bridge incident and criminals....

[TroubleMan]

26. CHEMTRAILS!!!

I changed my mind....that would solicit more flames.

[sarge43]

27. Kudzu n/t

[Cocoa]

28. pick a holiday

declare war on it.

[Kixel]

29. Groundhog day?

[Zomby Woof]

30. Nader

You can't go wrong with a classic.